The thinnest books in the Dunshelm Library

[Drassil]

Songs That Drassil And Emii Have Never Corrupted.

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The Brollochan Brief, a bestselling thriller by John Grishamaldine

Differences Between Winteria And Narnia, by Queen Aesandre (under the pen-name I. C. Nicus)

You Too Can Boost Your Word Power!, by A. Blocker

How Not To Break The Fourth Wall On A Regular Basis, by Trey Guard & P. Ickle

Mother: A Daughter's Truths, by Sidriss The Confused & Andrew Morton

Who Exactly The Campbells Are: All You Need To Know, by Montgomery McGrew

Original Ways For Dungeon Masters To React To Failed Quests, by Una Stee

Ducking, Quailing And Cold Turkey: My Battle Against Addiction, by Mellisandre OBE

Differences Between Winteria And Narnia: Volume II, by Queen Aesandre (under the pen-name I. C. Nicus)

My Story, by the Cartoon Knight

Finding Nemanor: My Greatest Voyages, by Admiral Nemanor

Successful Present Giving, by Julie from Series 3

The Art Of Detecting Eavesdroppers Sooner Rather Than Later, by L. Fear


Charisma, by Mistress Goody & Jade Goody

[GrimaldineGrimwold]

Fabulous Fashion by the Dungeon's very own Trinny and Susannah, Mildread and Mrs. Grimwold

And since I've mocked her, something for Elita-

How to be a Good Pirate by Captain Nemanor, the Fake Pirate.

[GrimaldineGrimwold]

Proof My Hair Stylist Really Was Sane by Hordriss the Confuser.

A Chronicle Of All My Kills by Lord Cuthbert Fear. (Seriously, I bet he turned to evil because he had a name like Cuthbert.)

My Insults by Elita (2nd Edition, edited to only include the insults that a normal person would find remotely insulting, rather than just laugh at).

[GrimaldineGrimwold]

A Complete Log Of All Online Conversations Between Elita And GG That Hasn't Strayed Onto The Subject Of Lego Architecture.

As any sane person knows, a Lego Wellway Room naturally needs a Lego shower. It's common sense, really.

[Fidjit]

Elita's Mouth...

By Glenn Stephen Edward Toogood A.K.A. MOTLEY

[HStorm]

Successful Present Giving, by Julie from Series 3

"Gift Ideas, by Julie" would probably be better, but it's hilarious either way!

[HStorm]

Songs That Drassil And Emii Have Never Corrupted.

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I've already apologised! I'm a fan really, Drass & Emii! Honest I am!

*Runs around pulling his hair out, then hides behind the sofa for a change.*

Quite comfortable back here. Getting verrrrry used to it.

[HStorm]

Original Ways For Dungeon Masters To React To Failed Quests, by Una Stee

 Try this one...

A Scathing Indictment Of Excessive False Name Usage In Modern Culture, by Sue Denim.

[HStorm]

The Genie's Guide To The Dungeon, All The Sights, Sounds And History, by Majida.

[GrimaldineGrimwold]

How to Be a Big Hit at Parties by Brother Ernest Strange

Why We Should Be Nominated For BAFTAs by the actors dressed as goblins.

[GrimaldineGrimwold]

Original Ways For Dungeon Masters To React To Failed Quests, by Una Stee

Lots of good ones of these in the original epic jokes thread that spawned the Elita's mouth gags and such.

[Lord_Bob]

5 ways to kill HStorm By Drassil and Emii

[HStorm]

No, that'd be a very long book. They'd find as many long, slow, complex and aggravating deaths for me as they could.

And it's Hayoodloo Storm now. Haven't you noticed?

[Lord_Bob]

How to read By Grimwold.

[MoanaLiza]

101 great succlently tasty pie recipes by Mrs. G Grimwold