A great Knightmare joke...

For all the comedians out there.
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I'll be happy to extend that to thirty mate  ;)
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Q. What do you get if you cross Pickle with Majida?
A. A rude pointy-eared loudmouth with no dress sense.

...wait. That's Elita!
"The alarm, Master! The opposition's tracked them! Oh good grief...look - Lord Fear's frozen Christopher!"
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Q. What do you get if you cross the Red Dragon with Festus?
A. A giant dog that scares the sh!t out of you and then disappears
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Q. What's the difference between Ah Wok and Motley?
A. One's a humble servant, the other's a crumbly pervert...

*groan* I'll stop the bad jokes now.
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All good jokes but Thanatos' BBC Choice one is by far the best.  ;D
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Ok...*sniffle*...I'll never try and joke again... :'(
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Q. What do you get if you cross Pickle with Majida?
A. A rude pointy-eared loudmouth with no dress sense.

...wait. That's Elita!
This one is fabulous, though!
"Sometimes of the Grey, but always of the Green, dearie. Shurrup Brollachan! Have you seen Festus, my dear? I need to take him back to Cornwall. " [cackle]
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Ok...*sniffle*...I'll never try and joke again... :'(
Don't cry.... keep 'em coming!  ;D

It's what this post is here for isn't it?  ;)
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I know of this jester who was in a rock band, yes, he was in MOTLEY CRUE!!!!

Ho! Ho!  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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LOL!  ::)
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They get better:

I know of this cat who's an evil sorcerer, his name is
MOG-DRED!!!!  ;D
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Thanatos' BBC Choice one is by far the best.
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Nothing wrong with that  ;D
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Nothing wrong with that  ;D
I liked the BBC Choice joke too. Even though it went on a bit. ;)
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They get better:

I know of this cat who's an evil sorcerer, his name is
MOG-DRED!!!!  ;D
... um, no comment. ;)
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