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The Frightknights dancing to Techno  ;D

> Malice changes her calling name to Loveydoodleploppykins.

> Gundrada decides the time has come to visit the speech therapist.

> The Dungeon beauty contest is a great success, with Mrs. Grimwold narrowing beating Heggatty.

> Gwendoline the Greenwarden backs the campaign to burn down the woods to make way for the Wolfenden bypass.

> Treguard finally realises that the quest objects are stored in a chamber just a few dwarf tunnels from his antechamber. He sneaks in overnight, retrieves them and tells all the pesky kidsies to pack up and go home.

Ridolfo becomes a rap artist

*gulp*  :o

Here's one:

>Mistress Goody (Series 4) hasn't been herself recently.  Her hair has turned blonde, her laugh is even more of a high pitched cackle than it usually is, she has a big gob, she shouts "Whatevah!" and asks dungeoneers "I'm mingin' aren't I?".

N.B - People won't get this if they haven't heard of Jade from BB3! What's that?  Everyone knows who she is?  Hmm, why am I not surprised at that, hehe!

Mistress Goody turned into Jade Goody...Nooooooooo! :o
Rest assured that if that happened I would go in there myself, sod the dungeoneer! Now...where's my crossbow? I'm gonna bag me a dental nurse!  ;)

>Mistress Goody (Series 4) hasn't been herself recently.  Her hair has turned blonde, her laugh is even more of a high pitched cackle than it usually is, she has a big gob, she shouts "Whatevah!" and asks dungeoneers "I'm mingin' aren't I?".

What a horrific thought. Perhaps her verruca could be a drain on life force, unless you could convince her she wasn't "a minger". I know it drained my life force to constantly hear about it, but I still carried on watching. *sigh*
 

> Grimaldine realises his green attire clashes with the blue Chromakey walls. He decides instead to become "Grimaldine, sometimes of the Grey but always of the gorgeous red and white spottiness".

> Lilith: "An empty jar of humbugs? Why, what a queenly gift! I shall use it as a vase, and whenever I look upon it, I shall think of you. Now help yourself to some magic. I'm too busy deciding where to put your gorgeous nik-nik."

> Treguard walks out after deciding he's had enough with the Knightmare format, and is replaced by Edward Tudor Pole, who proceeds to make a complete a**e of himself every week. [I hope people get that...]

> Snapper Jack goes back to Child Catching in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.

> Lord Fear's new communications system starts playing up, and after receiving little useful advice from the 50p a minute helpline, cancels the subscription to his service provider, and takes to the old age method of spying by staring out of the window.

> Treguard walks out after deciding he's had enough with the Knightmare format, and is replaced by Edward Tudor Pole, who proceeds to make a complete a**e of himself every week. [I hope people get that...]

*sigh*  ::)

Why did Richard O'Brien have to quit?

> Lord Fear's new communications system starts playing up, and after receiving little useful advice from the 50p a minute helpline, cancels the subscription to his service provider, and takes to the old age method of spying by staring out of the window.

a la Alfred Hitchcock - Rear Window  ;D

Alfred Hitchthingy.... oh deary me  ;D

That should have been:

ALFRED HITCHCOCK

...new technology introduced actually makes the game better  ;D

...Bumptious actually looks like a dwarf

...S Club Juniors give a special concert for Lord Fear

...Treguard says: "Why Lord Fear, that's jolly decent of you to do that, and so totally in line with the rules..."

...S Club Juniors give a special concert for Mogdread

...A dungeoneer dies, and Treguard says "Well team, you were thick and deserved to die".

...S Club Juniors compete on the rpogramme

...Team Rocket burst in and try to steal the dungeoneer's Pokémon

...I stop being cynical.

a la Alfred Hitchcock - Rear Window  ;D

LOL, that's even better than Charles Thingyens.

*sigh*  ::)

Why did Richard O'Brien have to quit?

I think he got fed up with it; he didn't think it was original any more, and wanted to move on. (He's the friend of a friend of mine. )  To be honest, looking back it does look rather tacky, even though I was an avid viewer at the time. But Edward T-P is truly cringeworthy.  

I'm glad someone got the reference!

Hey, S Club Juniors all get cut up in the Corridor of Blades - LOVELY!!!!  ;D

> Phase shift occurs at an appropriate moment and the watchers feel happy because there are no cliffhangers

> Brother Strange appears quite normal