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Behind Door 14...........

The Sheild of Justice

(A Bit of a Turnup for the books)
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Behind Door 15....

A Firestone
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Behind door 16... a mint chocolate Smirkenorff.
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Behind door 17... a LUVLY-tasting choc-honeycomb in the shape of a set of irons.
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Behind Door 18...........

AN UPPER PILL (Now you can return to normal size)
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Behind Door 19.........

:'(

Best shut the door again quickly
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Behind door 20... a wine gum Gumboil.
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Behind door 21 lies a sloppy mess of chocolate that has melted and been reformed and can only be described now as 'a browny'. :P
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Behind Door 22.........

A Bread Roll that looks distinctly like Cedric
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Mashibinbin wrote: Behind door 21 lies a sloppy mess of chocolate that has melted and been reformed and can only be described now as 'a browny'. :P
That was a reference to this, I'm guessing.

Behind door 23... a chocolate Festus. Time to bite off the remaining two heads. ;)
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Behind door 24:

A Bertie Botts Everyflavour Treguard-Shaped sweet. Looks innocent enough, but when you put it in your mouth the flavour turns out to be "ooooh nasty!"
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Malefact wrote: Dooreen is stuck on box 25 and you won't be able to open it unless you get all three true/false questions right. :)
No questions were suggested...

Behind door 25... a chocolate model of Father Christmas climbing down a wellway, whilst wearing the original Helmet of Justice and a knapsack full of presents.
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