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Knightmare Character Jobs
Posted: 16 Jul 2004, 23:21
by TheBrollachan
If the characters of Knightmare were in the real world what jobs would they have?
Example...
I can imagine Treguard as a driving instructor
- the only way is onwards there is no turning back as you are in a one-way street.
- your exit lies ahead of you but a broken down vehical guards your exit.
- warning team temporal roadworks approaching
That should give you an idea of what I mean.
Re:Knightmare Character Jobs
Posted: 17 Jul 2004, 11:45
by Crazedhefer
Skarkill would make a great Bailiff, perhaps.
Or Majida as a health and safety officer, "Ees too dangerous!!"
Or Hordriss as a school teacher/headmaster.
Can anyone think of any others?
Re:Knightmare Character Jobs
Posted: 17 Jul 2004, 11:48
by HarveyTowers
I think Treguard would be presenting BBC2's "Restoration" program
" Dunshelm Castle has been closed to the public since 1995 ..."
"Built upon a set of sewers, overran with Miremen and suffering from troll-king damage, the Black Tower of Goth like all our buildings is supported by a group of voulunteers. This is Mr T. Lissard, himself currently suffering from dryrot..."
Re:Knightmare Character Jobs
Posted: 17 Jul 2004, 14:00
by TheBrollachan
Elita: Presenting the weakest link
"...you are the weakest link face ache, so push off."
Re:Knightmare Character Jobs
Posted: 17 Jul 2004, 17:57
by 123Pooka
The troll: security guard
Pickle: funeral director
....come on hes so compassionate!
Re:Knightmare Character Jobs
Posted: 17 Jul 2004, 18:27
by LordF
Lord Fear
Job: Pop Idol Judge.
"You should come with a health warning, Goblin Fodder"
Re:Knightmare Character Jobs
Posted: 17 Jul 2004, 18:45
by Thanatos
Sylvester Hands: child welfare officer
Skarkill: ironmonger
Lissard: elocution tutor
Elita or Cedric: diplomat
Re:Knightmare Character Jobs
Posted: 17 Jul 2004, 22:01
by TheBrollachan
Julius Scaramonger & Honesty Bartrum: Politicians
Oracle of Confusion: Spin doctor
Re:Knightmare Character Jobs
Posted: 17 Jul 2004, 23:28
by FrightKnight
The Brollachan wrote:
If the characters of Knightmare were in the real world what jobs would they have?
Example...
I can imagine Treguard as a driving instructor
- the only way is onwards there is no turning back as you are in a one-way street.
- your exit lies ahead of you but a broken down vehical guards your exit.
- warning team temporal roadworks approaching
That should give you an idea of what I mean.
As someone currently taking driving lessons, that feels wonderfully appropriate at the minute...
In fact, substitute 'broken down vehicle' for 'tree' and you'd have my lesson last Thursday! And no, it wasn't Oakley...
Re:Knightmare Character Jobs
Posted: 18 Jul 2004, 21:33
by MoanaLiza
I stopped taking mine months ago after failing my test for the second time and was told I couldn't splash out on anymore lessons
. Anyway Snapper Jack would be one of those police officers that hangs around sometimes in one of my local shopping centres, finding out why kidsies aren't in school.
Re:Knightmare Character Jobs
Posted: 18 Jul 2004, 21:37
by TheBrollachan
Moana Liza wrote:
I stopped taking mine months ago after failing my test for the second time and was told I couldn't splash out on anymore lessons
. Anyway Snapper Jack would be one of those police officers that hangs around sometimes in one of my local shopping centres, finding out why kidsies aren't in school.
*rasps & gloats*
I passed first time - OK so only just, but it was still a pass.
Re:Knightmare Character Jobs
Posted: 18 Jul 2004, 22:10
by Fidjit
Hey guys, missed you all... Been trying to find work recently *hugs*
What have I missed?
Re:Knightmare Character Jobs
Posted: 19 Jul 2004, 11:04
by TheBrollachan
Getorf, I don't want a hug from you
Anyway thought of another character job...
Mrs Grimwold: Child minder or similar
"...welcome to Mrs Grimwold's Day Nursery. Don't worry about Festus he loves children, although he couldn't eat a whole one. SHUT UP FESTUS, GOOD BOY!"
Re:Knightmare Character Jobs
Posted: 20 Jul 2004, 14:58
by darkDescender
Brollachan would be wonderful as a Mcdonald's promoter.
"I hunger...So I will have a Big Mac and medium fries, please..."
Or the goblins replacing those dodgy 118 118 geezers.
Re:Knightmare Character Jobs
Posted: 20 Jul 2004, 16:13
by Drassil