You know you've watched too much knightmare when...

[FrightKnight]

Actually, that's reminded me of the times when, as a kid, I'd pretend I was going through an eye-shield sequence. How? I'd squint my eyes so I could only see a bit of what lay ahead of me.

And thankfully, it didn't wreck my eyesight, but if I ever need glasses in the future I'll put the blame on that!

[Drassil]

As i've just been to the Tower of London, I kept imagining eyeshield sequences as I walked through archways and into different chambers. Some of which in fact would have made for good scenes in series 4 and 5!

Did you hear the Series 4 Crazed Heifer background music? When I was there in May, it was playing in one of the exhibition rooms.

[123Pooka]

Did you hear the Series 4 Crazed Heifer background music? When I was there in May, it was playing in one of the exhibition rooms.

I must have missed that, might have been as I was on one of those spinning disc tours with headphones on. I wonder which exhibition room?

[Drassil]

'spinning disc tour' - the Tower has a Corridor Of Blades?

I can visualise the room, but can't remember where in the Tower it was. I've checked a few websites and virtual tours, but they haven't helped. It may have been the Beauchamp Tower. I'll visit again one day and check.

I was with an American friend at the time I heard the music, and was enthusiastic enough to try and explain to him in about 30 seconds what Knightmare, the RPG and the Crazed Heifer are. But I still maintain that I've watched too little Knightmare!

[darkDescender]

upon seeing someone who is especialy attractive you exclaim "Lovely!"
Upon seeing someone who is especialy unnattractive you mutter "Unlovely..."
Upon seeing someone who has obviously drawn all the short straws in the gene department you murmur "Ooooh, nasty."
While drinking tea you repeatedly mutter "Ooooh, nice tea"

[MoanaLiza]

While drinking tea you repeatedly mutter "Ooooh, nice tea"

Oi, prepare to be Drassilled!

[Drassil]

Yes. That is generally acknowledged as one of mine.

Pickle [bringing Treguard a cuppa and a Custard Cream during a quest]: 'A new blend of tea for you, Master: PG Tips.'

Treguard: 'Hmm, it's advertised by chimpanzees; I wonder if that's a reflection on the taste? Let's see if it's the 'cuppa that heals', 'ey, Pickle?
[Sips the tea at the same moment as the Dungeoneer falls to his doom.] Oooooh, nice tea!'

[Lord_Bob]

'Re:You know you've watched too much KMVR Pilot when...'

...Your friends are going out and you have a power cut as they are leaving, you say to them as they go 'Until you return, i'll be waiting ... in the DARK'

[LordDread]

When you won't move unless one of your "advisors" tells you too, though you've always been paranoid about being told to "sidestep left."

[HarveyTowers]

to defrost something, you spellcast PICKMEUP

[darkDescender]

My brother's been away for a while, and returning, he's brought a few...problems with him. I won't bore you with details, but I have found a solution to these...problems. The point is, for some strange, unknown reason, while I was putting my plan into action this morning I kept sniggering to myself and hissing, "The plotnesss...the inconcievable deviousssnesss..." Can't think why...

[darkDescender]

When you shell out 40 quid for a copy of FABLE just to hear Hugo Myatt's voice...

[Wolfshead]

When you find yourself quoting Brother Mace's latin

e.g. ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha that was a very funny iocus

[Fidjit]

You keep three items and food on the dining room table

[Wolfshead]

When you go around talking like Hordris.