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Whats your favourite/memorable moments/quotes from series 3 and 4?

To name a few of mine:
"Simon! Sidestep to your left!" The Music after that death!
"Well you were never really good at manouvering were you? Well I guess I'd better manouver for you then"

"Say hello to the goblins Julie and ask them if they'd like a present"
"OOooh that is nasty, I shouldn't look any more if I was you!"

"I guess that's the slice of life!"

A few of the moments from Martins (s3) and Giles (s4) quests

Hmm.

"There's no door there, team."

"Quick, Vicky... into the hole... run!... shout!" and everything that preceded it.

"I can see a pie." No, you blatantly can't unless you have your head tilted. Tut tut. Also Treguard's speech beforehand when they try to put some of Festus's bones in the knapsack.

"You made a lot of blunders, but you were always fun to travel with." Aww, bless.

Julie and the goblins, of course!

Anything said by Mrs. G., especially the "knit one pearl one..." piece, and when she tries to sell the map of the dungeon and refuses to admit what she'd do with the horn if the team gives it to her.  

Gundrada: "You're a rather slow walker, aren't you? You're rather wobbly as well, aren't you?"

The strange answers to riddles and questions that teams give. The three that spring to mind are "God", "The March of Ides" and "A Saucer of Water", two from Merlin's opposites day, and one that even Golgarach laughed at.

Another the one; Scott's team, which went something like "Sidestep to your left! no your left"
"That is my left"
*smack*
"Oh no it's not"

(Please correct me if that's wrong though!)

All the scenes with Mrs. Grimwold and Festus, Say hello to goblins Julie (isint it obvious?) and Martin when he scared the guard
Series 4: Pickle in the dungeon! and Gundrada talking...

Something Treguard said in series 3, to a team in the dice room:

"When there is no way out, there is sometimes a way in."

Me like profound stuff.

Hello everyone:

Mirror Mirror On The Wall
Show Us The Next Brave Stupid Foul
(Pickle S4)

And Nikkis fawouwrite:
Shut up Festus!!!
*gives starla a wolfish hug*

"next brave stupid foul"



i never knew chickens were competeing in the dungeon now

I quite liked the last series 4 team's attempt at the Block and Tackle, and the problems they had with the Corridor of Blades, I'd just order a dungeoneer to just lay down, lol.

And when one of the dungeoneers said "bye" to Fatilla, how thoughtful^_^

I ment fool not foul.
but chickens in knightmare would have been funny.

I liked the scenes with McGrew - when he did that dance (Team 2) and got turned into a toad (Team 6)

The bit where Brother Mace turned into a lizard was quite good as well (Series 4 Team 6)

I ment fool not foul.
but chickens in knightmare would have been funny.

That's "fowl".

Awww you brought a bone for Festus , thankyou deary ( Or somthing similar )

Followed by one of the steps being a thrower, get it a thrower ( Chucks bone )

Another classical moment I liked was when Brother Mace picked up the wrong card during Giles' quest . The look on his face