Scariest Monsters

MoanaLiza · Post by **MoanaLiza** » 04 Jan 2004, 22:31

Well the thread certainly wouldn't be started by me as I didn't really find any of the monsters particularly cute! Anyway please be knice to my wolf friend!

HStorm · Post by **HStorm** » 04 Jan 2004, 22:36

Only if she's nice to poor defenceless little heartbroken Skarkill. (Y'know, the pathetic Scorpiophobe.)

*Gives Skarkill a playful pat on the head and hugs him protectively.*

*Then screams as Skarkill clips the nads into the portable codling grinder.*

Skarkill · Post by **Skarkill** » 04 Jan 2004, 23:58

"DON'T YOU EVER PUT YOUR ARM ROUND ME AGNIE. OR I'LL DO WORSE THEN THIS."

*Titerns The Grinder.*

"HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE...............LOVELY."

HStorm · Post by **HStorm** » 05 Jan 2004, 00:14

*Tears of pain, sweat on brow, breathing in short, desperate gasps.*

Not a wholly unpleasant experience then. Although I do have an inkling of what it's like being Julian Clary's house guest.

Snowwiewolf · Post by **Snowwiewolf** » 05 Jan 2004, 18:11

Sigh Strom what are you afraid of?
Dont worry Skarry I'm not going to bring a scorpion here, just my pet boa and some pirahnas.
ps: *Throws HStorm in a pool filled with pirahnas* Its their feeding time

HStorm · Post by **HStorm** » 05 Jan 2004, 18:31

It's not fear, Snowwie. Just pure pain. Like I say, not entirely without pleasure. Thanks for the piranha swim by the way. They won't eat me though, because they say they quite like me.

Snowwiewolf · Post by **Snowwiewolf** » 05 Jan 2004, 18:40

Actually they said that you taste wors than a wilderbeast thats been in a compost for a month...

HStorm · Post by **HStorm** » 05 Jan 2004, 18:43

Er... well, yes. That too.

But... one of them did say they quite LIKE compost. I don't think he was kidding... was he?

*Goes and sits in corner, all dejected.*

Snowwiewolf · Post by **Snowwiewolf** » 05 Jan 2004, 18:46

That was propably Gorse, he likes everything that tastes moldy

Snowwiewolf · Post by **Snowwiewolf** » 05 Jan 2004, 20:23

You were lucky that Peachie wasnt there :o she would have rendered you in to a skeleton in a matter of seconds

Snowwiewolf · Post by **Snowwiewolf** » 05 Jan 2004, 20:33

Spell casting: F-I-L-L-E-T
And I meant skeleton ::)

Skarkill · Post by **Skarkill** » 05 Jan 2004, 20:49

Snowwiewolf is getting out of control agine so.

SPELLCASTING.

S.....T.....O.....C.....K.....S.

*Snowwie is instantly Locked in the stocks.*

"You'll stay there till either I decide to let you out or some one lets you out."

Snowwiewolf · Post by **Snowwiewolf** » 05 Jan 2004, 20:50

Actually its mommy ::)

Snowwiewolf · Post by **Snowwiewolf** » 05 Jan 2004, 20:54

I blame TV.
Anyways you're annoying me. Do you know what happends to people that annoy me? Accept for my little brother

Skarkill · Post by **Skarkill** » 05 Jan 2004, 20:56

"HA thats a laugh. Don't worry HStorm I'm always at Odds with the Baby of the Forum Snowwiewolf and I'm Still standing." ;D

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