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Seeing as the real elections are coming soon here's a question... if there was a Knightmare Political Party, who would be in it and what would they be doing?

eg
Lord Fear - Leader of the party

Lissard - Spin Doctor

Treguard: party chairman

Fatilla: chief whip

Snapper Jack - Education Secretary!

dontyoulikemypie wrote: Snapper Jack - Education Secretary!

His policy would probably be two gets you through- all gcse exams would be just three questions NOOOO. And if the kidsies failed they'd get trapped in a net. :o That'll stop them achieving their goals! Thats a terrible joke I apologise

Brother Mace- foreign secretary?

Elita - spokesperson for annoying TV interview. Atlast someone who would tell Paxman to shut up on Newsnight.

Julius Scaramonger as Trade Secretary...

Mogdred as Foreign Affairs minister? Hmm.

Gumboil: home affaris (with Skarkill responsible for prisons and the Dreadnaut for immigration, though that would probably lead to immigration policies unrealistically liberal for Britain)

Brother Mace: culture, media and sport

Gwendolin: environment

Gumboil would also make a fine Minister of Health, imo.

Surely that would be Rothberry?

The Brollachan wrote: Seeing as the real elections are coming soon here's a question... if there was a Knightmare Political Party, who would be in it and what would they be doing?

eg
Lord Fear - Leader of the party

That's funny - I always thought Lord Fear would be:
Leader of the Opposition

What do you get if you cross Lord Fear with Sylvester Hands?

A balding, scheming crook who led the Oposition and plotted to take over the realm but is drunken, ugly, thoroughly disreputable, universally derided, never able to make up his mind about how to deal with his opponents and more of a hindrance than a help to the Opposition and had only one brief success in four years.

In other words, William Hague.

Unlike Mogded he never promised falsehoods in exchange for people pledging their support to him...

Don't you mean, like Mogdred he always promised falsehoods...?

Anyway...

Back-Bencher who never does anything: Gibbet

Industry spokesman: Bumptious