Knightmare Political Party

TheBrollachan · Post by **TheBrollachan** » 05 Apr 2005, 18:00

Seeing as the real elections are coming soon here's a question... if there was a Knightmare Political Party, who would be in it and what would they be doing?

eg
Lord Fear - Leader of the party

Malefact · Post by **Malefact** » 05 Apr 2005, 19:36

Lissard - Spin Doctor

Thanatos · Post by **Thanatos** » 05 Apr 2005, 23:02

Treguard: party chairman

Fatilla: chief whip

dontyoulikemypie · Post by **dontyoulikemypie** » 06 Apr 2005, 14:45

Snapper Jack - Education Secretary!

123Pooka · Post by **123Pooka** » 06 Apr 2005, 17:23

dontyoulikemypie wrote: Snapper Jack - Education Secretary!

His policy would probably be two gets you through- all gcse exams would be just three questions NOOOO. And if the kidsies failed they'd get trapped in a net. :o That'll stop them achieving their goals! Thats a terrible joke I apologise

Brother Mace- foreign secretary?

TheBrollachan · Post by **TheBrollachan** » 06 Apr 2005, 18:12

Elita - spokesperson for annoying TV interview. Atlast someone who would tell Paxman to shut up on Newsnight.

Kieran · Post by **Kieran** » 06 Apr 2005, 18:37

Julius Scaramonger as Trade Secretary...

Mogdred as Foreign Affairs minister? Hmm.

Thanatos · Post by **Thanatos** » 06 Apr 2005, 22:58

Gumboil: home affaris (with Skarkill responsible for prisons and the Dreadnaut for immigration, though that would probably lead to immigration policies unrealistically liberal for Britain)

Brother Mace: culture, media and sport

Gwendolin: environment

Malefact · Post by **Malefact** » 07 Apr 2005, 10:36

Gumboil would also make a fine Minister of Health, imo.

Thanatos · Post by **Thanatos** » 07 Apr 2005, 22:41

Surely that would be Rothberry?

JamesA · Post by **JamesA** » 08 Apr 2005, 16:15

The Brollachan wrote: Seeing as the real elections are coming soon here's a question... if there was a Knightmare Political Party, who would be in it and what would they be doing?

eg
Lord Fear - Leader of the party

That's funny - I always thought Lord Fear would be:
Leader of the Opposition

Thanatos · Post by **Thanatos** » 08 Apr 2005, 22:18

What do you get if you cross Lord Fear with Sylvester Hands?

A balding, scheming crook who led the Oposition and plotted to take over the realm but is drunken, ugly, thoroughly disreputable, universally derided, never able to make up his mind about how to deal with his opponents and more of a hindrance than a help to the Opposition and had only one brief success in four years.

In other words, William Hague.

HarveyTowers · Post by **HarveyTowers** » 09 Apr 2005, 11:34

Unlike Mogded he never promised falsehoods in exchange for people pledging their support to him...

Pooka · Post by **Pooka** » 17 Apr 2005, 01:19

Don't you mean, like Mogdred he always promised falsehoods...?

Anyway...

Back-Bencher who never does anything: Gibbet

Thanatos · Post by **Thanatos** » 17 Apr 2005, 14:30

Industry spokesman: Bumptious

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