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S3, last team...

Treguard: Emergency team, the goblins have return-
Hordriss: SILENCE DUNGEON MASTER! (Produces sword)
(Treguard pulls off the most brilliant raising-of-eyebrows reaction that would make even Sir Roger Moore astonished)
Hordriss: (Cackles) Most satisfying...

All here is absolutely marvellous. Take your pick from any of it.

Another Classic from Skarkill as he attempts to captuer a dungeoneer but is stoped by The Green Warden.

"Right it's off to Mt Fear for breackfest with Lord Fear Hehehe. Oh I Loves puting the manacles."

Gwendoline interupts.

"All Right you scum let him go or would you like a tatse of the Green Warden's arrows."

Skarkill starts trying to plead his case.

"Now No,No We can work,  No Theres No Need For All this, No This is not LOVELY."

He Thretens her with his axe to which Gwens responce is to send him on his way with two arrows.

"NOW LOOK I'M TELLING YOU."

"Do You Want another arrow in your other eye."

"Oh GOD I'M OFF."


Julius Scaramonger had a good line in that episoed as well.

"Allow me to Introduce my self Julius Scaramonger General Trader at your serivce and who do I have the pleshure of Diddling.. err Dealing with?"

I'm surprised no-one has yet mentioned the classic:

"Simon - sidestep to your left...."  ;D

"The truth will out, ah yes, the truth will out. and so will you..."

Gundrada (these may not be 100% accurate):
"I had a dagger called Gut once. Lost it in a dwarf."
"Ah well, guess I'll just have to chop your head off. You can always trust something if it doesn't have a head."

Treguard (about Pickle):
"Let's hope it's not brandy. Elves can't handle the hard stuff, it makes them demented! Which in his case is probably normal..."

s6 - all girl team who died on final causeway - skarkill & elita with pipes of pan - Skarkill: This is most unlovvveeeeelllllyyyyyyyy....!

"My name is Ma-Ji-Da"

"mm mm yes yes" - Rothberry

"I am Conan... the Vegetarian"

"My name is Ahhhhh Wok"

  -  all above work due to voices rather than words!

"Fear play fair, fear, play foul... all will resume, at the witching hour"

"Enter, Stranger"

"Oh look, you've gone and made festus cry" - when team turned dungeoneer into knight!

Dungey Person - Sly

"One" - Hordriss

Not necessarily an overall favourite, but I do like Skarkill's "Oh, this is very UNlovely" quibbles.

And Lord F's impersonations of him are absolutely top notch. Have to make a soundfile of the one on today's episode... that was just hilarious!

Here's a classic from S7 between Tregaurd & Majida at the end of an episoed.

Tregaurd:

"Well I can predict one thing for certain if you don't stand back when the path closes, The door will take your nose off."



Majida:

"Whats Wrong With My Nose?"

And heres one between them from S8 agine at the end of an episoed,

Majida:

"No no no... We can't stop now. I must see if they win.

Tregaurd:

"Sorry rules of magic you know. Everything stops for Time Out.

Majida:

" Well if everything stops for time out, Why dont I stop fro time out.

Tregaurd:

"Huh, I'm working on it Madame. Belive me I'm working on it."

Say what you like about Majida but some of her bantar with Tregaurd was pure Knightmare gold.

Series 7 Team 5 (after dungeoneer Ben has introduced himself):

Lord Fear:
"Well, the bigger they come, the harder they fall."

Treguard:
"Lord Fear, you will cease intrusion until game on!"

Lord Fear:
"Oh keep your beard on old thing, I just wanted a sneak preview of my latest victim. Anyway, you're a fine one to lecture about spying when someone keeps conveniently leaving spy glasses around. See you later, GOBLIN FODDER!"

and:

Series 6 Team 3 just after the end of their quest, one of the advisors exclaims: "We're dead Alan!"

Here's one From Treguard at the very start of S5.

Treguard enters the chamber:

"DRAGONS BREATH, But Someone Let The Fire Burn Low & IF it Should Burn Out.
YOU Wouldn't belive what would crawl in here and make its self comfortable."

And of corse also from S5 Pikles Classic to the Watchers at the end of an episoed.

"I Say You Lot.... BOG OFF."

Has me in stiches every time.

On a related point, I'm planning to put up an "accumulated wisdom" page on my website, compiling some of the wisest truths ever uttered in the series.

Here's some quotes to be going on with...


"When the going gets cold, the tough get frozen."

"Life goes on... or not."

"You smell like something the cat brought up!"

"Any decision is better than indecision. Well, almost."

"There's only one way to get out [of a monster's stomach]. Well two actually, but we won't go into that!"

"Can you try giving a straight answer for once?"
"Maybe."

Smirkenorff in Series 7 Team 7:
"And Barry - I'm ever so sorry about the troll!"

say what you want about the opposition but they do singe rather nicly--Smirkenorff (smirky)

So we've looked at Treguard's catchphrases. What are people's favourite character quotes from all the series?

Here's one of mine:

SMIRKENORF: (after a bit of timely fire-breathing)

"Say what you like about the Opposition; they do singe rather nicely."

Love that!

Treguard:  "There's only one way out of [a monster's stomach]... well two actually, but we won't go into that."

Lord Fear:  "Now I don't like to gloat, Ben... what? What am I saying? I can't believe I said that! Oh dear me what a little fibber I am. 'Course I like to gloat. Love it. Something of a hobby..."

Lord Fear:  "Your breath smells like something the cat brought up."

Treguard:  "Life goes on... or not."

Majida:  "For once can you try giving a straight answer?"
Treguard:  "Maybe."