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Re: Favourite Knightmare quotes

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Treguard:

"When Time Turns and The Fire Burns as befor. There will the Age Of Knightmare befound."

Treguard/Majida:

T: "Well I can predict one thing If you don't stand back the Door will take your nose off when it shuts."



M: What's Wrong With My Nose

(Speaking of Majida nose I sware it looks a bit bigger in S7 pictures Then 8. I don't mean that in a nasty way, its just an observation.)


Lord Fear:

" We'll be back bigger, Bolder, badder and better equiped. And as for your Dungeoneers. GOBLIN FODDER."
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Re: Favourite Knightmare quotes

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That's one great thing about the last 2 series - the comedy!

Here's another (unsurprisingly from good ol' Lord F.)

"She's a girl after my own heart. If I had one. Which I don't." ;D

The Mark Knight/Cliff Barry combo was inspired.
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Re: Favourite Knightmare quotes

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"When the fire burns, the Knightmare returns."

So memorable was that line that I remembered it a full decade and a half after originally seeing it as a wide-eyed five-year old.
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Re: Favourite Knightmare quotes

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Cue the Hovis music! LOL!  ;)

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Re: Favourite Knightmare quotes

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'I think it's Largo - Dvorak's New World Symphony,' suggested Drassil coyly, fiddling with the zip on his anorak. 'But The Hovis Music is fine as far as I'm concerned!'  ;)
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Re: Favourite Knightmare quotes

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Of whom was Lord Fear speaking, Willowherb?

Anyway, Barry and Hands:

"If you were strong, you'd be able to capture us both [me and Romahna]. This is a strength potion."
"Is it beer?"
"Well, more or less - tastes like beer, anyway."
"Oh no, I can't, his lordship said not to."
"No, there's no alcohol in it, so he won't mind."
"Well, if it hasn't got any alcohol I'm not interested."

Lord Fear: "What? Me? Surrender? You must be absolutely out of your tiny mind!"
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Funny/memorable Lines?

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Which lines did/do you find funny/memorable or did you think were silly/stupid? Any particular reason why?
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Re:Funny/memorable Lines?

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I like this one of Lord Fear's from Series 7 (on Simon's quest), and it's memorable for me because it makes me laugh out loud (apologies if I missed any words from the quote):

"Yes, me. Moi. Numero uno. Mr Big, the maaaaan!"

LOL!! ;D
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Re:Funny/memorable Lines?

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Lord F: "Course I like to gloat. Love it. Something of a hobby."

Treguard: "There's only one way out of [a monster's stomach]. Well two actually, but we won't go into that..."

Majida: "For once, can you give a straight answer?"
Treguard: "Maybe."

Treguard: "Any decision is better than indecision. Well almost."

Cedric: "If you wanna play c0ckroach, just say so and I'll tread on ya!"

Lord Fear: "You smell like something the cat brought up!"

Treguard: "Life goes on... or not."

Lord Fear: "Winning isn't about playing fair. It's about winning."

Cedric: "You're gonna need your strength... cos you 'aven't got any brain."
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Re:Funny/memorable Lines?

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Brother Mace: "I sit here in my lonely cell and I contemplate the follies of the wide world. And I also drink a lot of ale."

"You don't drink? Ah, you have taken a vow. My vow is precisely the opposite."

Dialogue between Barry and Hands:

"If you were strong, you could capture us both - this is a strength potion."

"Is it beer?"

"Well, more or less. Tastes like beer."

"Oh no, I can't, I promised 'is lordship."

"No, there's no alcohol in it, so he won't mind."

"Well, if it 'asn't got any alcohol I'm not interested."

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Re:Funny/memorable Lines?

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HStorm wrote: Lord F: "Course I like to gloat. Love it. Something of a hobby."
I think this entire conversation is great!

So ill just sit here and watch you die, and of course i might gloat a bit!
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Re:Funny/memorable Lines?

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What about in Series 4
"Dickons got the horn master!!"

or "Simon side step to left" Instant death
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Re:Funny/memorable Lines?

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The "Dickon's got the horn" line doesn't seem to have made it into the final edit, even if it got a mention in Debz's interview with David Learner.
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Re:Funny/memorable Lines?

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Yeah, I noticed that too. There I was eagerly watching and listening for it and...it wasn't there.
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Re:Funny/memorable Lines?

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Wasn't Dicken's got the Horn cut out? I listened for it but didn't find it. I heard David Learner mention it on an interview outside a castle.
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