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by Drassil
Thu Oct 16, 2003 2:21 pm
Forum: Off-Topic
Topic: Good luck to new students
Replies: 15
Views: 6536

Re: Good luck to new students

I would say that the 1st year is the most fun, with the final year being good in terms of intellectual stimulation, if you're that way inclined.  :-/
by Drassil
Thu Oct 16, 2003 2:15 pm
Forum: Jester's Corner
Topic: Things you would never SEE in the dungeons...
Replies: 279
Views: 77027

Re: Things you would never SEE in the dungeons...

You would never see fast food in the dungeon. Funny you should say that... The first Knightmare gamebook (Can You Beat The Challenge?) quite pointedly features a hamburger as a food source during one of the quests, with the quotation, 'Yes, there's even junk food in the dungeon!' or similar.  ::) B...
by Drassil
Thu Oct 16, 2003 2:06 pm
Forum: Newbie Welcome
Topic: 'Lo
Replies: 28
Views: 13403

Re: 'Lo

...Not something I like to see in the same glance!
by Drassil
Tue Oct 14, 2003 8:33 pm
Forum: Newbie Welcome
Topic: 'Lo
Replies: 28
Views: 13403

Re: 'Lo

Happy birthday by the way, Malefact. Though it needn't be any more significant than you want it to be. There's a birthday cake on your user profile page!
by Drassil
Tue Oct 14, 2003 4:23 pm
Forum: Jester's Corner
Topic: Knightmare Sports
Replies: 25
Views: 12780

Re: Knightmare Sports

I don't know why but Hordriss as one of those ancient Karate masters! :-/
Yes, that's a good one. He might across a bit like Splinter from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!

How about Mellisandre leading an aerobics class?
by Drassil
Tue Oct 14, 2003 4:10 pm
Forum: Newbie Welcome
Topic: 'Lo
Replies: 28
Views: 13403

Re: 'Lo

Good point. I can also see why they drained the wellways: just to be on the safe side...

And who says the scrolls are useless once you've read them?  ;)
by Drassil
Tue Oct 14, 2003 4:07 pm
Forum: Jester's Corner
Topic: They would never say...
Replies: 421
Views: 151841

Re: They would never say...

Dungeoneer is in the Block & Tackle Room, and the floor starts to fall away...
Adviser: We need some kind of floor-filler!
Treguard: #I'm in the mood for dancing, romancing...


Dungeoneer: Treguard, before we start the quest, can I just nip to the loo?
by Drassil
Tue Oct 14, 2003 3:53 pm
Forum: Newbie Welcome
Topic: 'Lo
Replies: 28
Views: 13403

Re: 'Lo

For every nice person you get there's at least three a***holes.
So, just how many orifices do nice people have? Bearing in mind how difficult it is to find a lavatory in the Dungeon, having several a***holes could make things tricky!

(Apologies for slightly rude nature of this post.)
by Drassil
Mon Oct 13, 2003 10:31 pm
Forum: Newbie Welcome
Topic: Does He Have A Name?
Replies: 19
Views: 5052

Re: The Zagor speaketh

"Low low low..." that's a James track.
Surely this refers to the musical group named James, whose tracks include 'Sit Down'? Whether 'Low Low Low' has a pleasant tune and expressive lyrics, I do not know.

Hello, Zagor, by the way! That's a memorable username.
by Drassil
Mon Oct 13, 2003 7:14 pm
Forum: Want to Help?
Topic: Knightmare Transcripts: Interested?
Replies: 51
Views: 25884

Re: Look what I've done!

Finger up as a classicist. Series 4 will not be a problem as far as that goes. Am studying English and Latin. Was just itching on the one occasion when Mace 'asks' - I don't suppose you speak any latin? - The thought at 14/15 of saying 'Oh, well, a little, yes!' Heh.. might have knocked the rosters...
by Drassil
Mon Oct 13, 2003 6:52 pm
Forum: Jester's Corner
Topic: Knightmare Sports
Replies: 25
Views: 12780

Re: Knightmare Sports

I'm glad you like it.  :) I used to like Bullseye a lot, and that other show, the dungeon one... Knightmare, that's it. Imagine if the cartoon beginnings of both shows crossed over, and the Cartoon Knight and Bully were having a race! They reach their destination, and it's the Dungeon antechamber, w...
by Drassil
Mon Oct 13, 2003 6:39 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Cartoon Troll
Replies: 16
Views: 4186

Re: Cartoon Troll

Next time you watch early Knightmare (Series 3 is the earliest I've seen), keep an eye out for the troll. I think there's a kind of 'whoop' in the music as the Knight passes it. The troll, goblin, halfling or whatever looks melancholy for some reason.
by Drassil
Mon Oct 13, 2003 3:21 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Cartoon Troll
Replies: 16
Views: 4186

Cartoon Troll

During Knightmare's original, animated, opening sequence, the Cartoon Knight rides past a troll-like creature behind a barred window. I was wondering, has anyone got any theories on this creature? Why is he/it/she incarcerated? Are there other prisoners? My half-baked theory: it's Majida. She underw...
by Drassil
Mon Oct 13, 2003 3:11 pm
Forum: Jester's Corner
Topic: Songs
Replies: 80
Views: 27555

Re: Cover versions

Aesandre: 'Cold As Ice'

Treguard & Majida: 'I Got You Babe'

Grimwold: 'Bat Out Of Hell'

Merlin: 'A Kind Of Magic'
by Drassil
Mon Oct 13, 2003 3:03 pm
Forum: Jester's Corner
Topic: Knightmare Sports
Replies: 25
Views: 12780

Re: Knightmare Sports

Mrs. Grimwold as a darts player! Jim Bowen on Bullseye: 'Alright, super, smashing, if you get 180 on the next throw you've won the holiday to Winteria, if not, you lose the washing machine and the bone, and all you get's your CFH, your Cart Fare Home.' Mrs. Grimwold: 'Alright, dearie, gimme a chance...