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by Ark
Wed Jan 22, 2003 12:13 am
Forum: Series 2
Topic: Series 2 - Episode 15
Replies: 37
Views: 24124

Re: Series 2, Team 12: died how, exactly?

It could have been the other way around. The spell might have been a FLARE or similar spell (as Treguard said "Light source fading"). And as they didn't have it, the creators decided to have the Life Force run out then. It wouldn't have been the first time the LF was slightly modified. Maybe they'd ...
by Ark
Tue Jan 21, 2003 7:57 pm
Forum: Fan Creations
Topic: KnightMare Invaders
Replies: 16
Views: 7559

Re: KnightMare Invaders

And instead of the shelters that you can hide behind until the enemies blast through them, you could have gigantic Eyeshields!

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What? Not everyone hated the Eyeshield, even if it was overused! ;)
by Ark
Tue Jan 21, 2003 7:54 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Classic question: Favourite Team Death?
Replies: 70
Views: 25618

Re: Classic question: Favourite Team Death?

Ooooooh....I can't choose from 3 different deaths, all involving more infamous KM enemies... 1st there was Series 3 Team 11, where Morghanna shattered the Stained Glass Window... "My delight lies in the Dark Side, so I stoop to extinguish your flame..." 2nd, Series 2 Team 5, where a Catacomb Bite fo...
by Ark
Sun Jan 19, 2003 7:15 pm
Forum: Knightmare VR
Topic: First new Knightmare VR Test pic
Replies: 57
Views: 20289

Re: First new Knightmare VR Test pic

I like the Dwarf Tunnel look! Wonder if the red colour means it's a Level 2 Tunnel, a la Series 3...
by Ark
Sun Jan 19, 2003 7:08 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Those that were denied...
Replies: 138
Views: 62059

Re: Those that were denied...

My personal award to those who were denied goes to Helen and co, Team 1 Season 4. For those who don't remember, Helen, deep in Level 3, had a face off with Mogdred who summoned a Magic Sword to deal with them. Helen was armed with two spells gained from Hordriss. To quote Hordriss, "One is most powe...
by Ark
Fri Jan 10, 2003 12:01 am
Forum: Series 8
Topic: Series 7 & 8
Replies: 48
Views: 21037

Re: Series 7 & 8

My personal favourite bit of Series 8 was one single joke by Lord Fear when he was telling Lissard about. It went something like this: "I'm thinking of calling it 'Virtual Reality'. That's the great thing about new technology - you can give it a really pretentious name and everyone goes ape over it....
by Ark
Wed Jan 08, 2003 12:14 am
Forum: Knightmare on Challenge?
Topic: No fair!!!
Replies: 14
Views: 5578

Re: No fair!!!

Not the ones who don't let their Advisors speak! Barry was way too funny to kill off! :)
by Ark
Tue Jan 07, 2003 12:06 am
Forum: Want to Help?
Topic: Ask Aukett
Replies: 20
Views: 8070

Re: Ask Aukett

*escapes from the mental institute on the Atomic Pogo Stick* What? You think I'm some sad moron that only has any interest in his pogo stick? Ha! I'm watermelon obssessed too! Watch! *juggles watermelons* See? NEEEEEEHHH!!! :P And it wasn't 15 takes! It was fifteen! A world of difference! NO! NO! NO...
by Ark
Tue Jan 07, 2003 12:00 am
Forum: Knightmare on Challenge?
Topic: No fair!!!
Replies: 14
Views: 5578

Re: No fair!!!

Thankfully, I got Episode 2 on tape the first time they showed it, which means I now have the entire run on tape! Admittedly, about 2 min of it is in a different set of tapes than the rest, but hey... Knightmare: Deleted scene Treguard: You don't seem to have enougjh TIME!!! Advisor: Get ready to ru...
by Ark
Sun Jan 05, 2003 10:05 pm
Forum: Fan Creations
Topic: Fanfic
Replies: 67
Views: 18081

Re: Fanfic

Just my humble opinion, but I'd say you shouldn't worry about the length of a story while you're writing it. Let it come naturally, being as long as it wants to be. Then, once it's done, leave it for a day, then come back to read through it. That way, it's easy to see if it's too quick, too long, or...
by Ark
Sun Jan 05, 2003 10:02 pm
Forum: Want to Help?
Topic: Ask Aukett
Replies: 20
Views: 8070

Re: Ask Aukett

I know the third answer, I was there. The answer is...BECAUSE LORD WRAITH IS EVIL INCARNATE, AND LOVES HITTING PEOPLE IN THE CHIN! BWA HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! RIGHT IN THE CHIN!!!! SOCK! SHOE! UNDERWEAR! HAHAHA!!!

*gets dragged away by the people in white, again...*
by Ark
Sun Jan 05, 2003 10:00 pm
Forum: Knightmare on Challenge?
Topic: No fair!!!
Replies: 14
Views: 5578

No fair!!!

WWWWAAAAAAHHH!!!! Got back home from my friend's house, got ready to watch the KM taped while I was away, and my lovely little nephew had turned off my cable box before the timer started!! AAAAAAAGGGGGHHHH!!!!

Did I miss anything that isn't on my KM tapes? :(
by Ark
Wed Jan 01, 2003 3:06 pm
Forum: Want to Help?
Topic: Ask Aukett
Replies: 20
Views: 8070

Re: Ask Aukett

Thank you very much! :) Alright, let's see... 1. Why couldn't Elita have stuck around for one more season so we could see the mythical Elita-Barry confrontation? 2. What's Morghanna's phone number? 3. If Hordriss really did belong to a Guild, as he told Barry in the infamous Marta-Lissard incident, ...
by Ark
Wed Jan 01, 2003 3:00 pm
Forum: Jester's Corner
Topic: A great Knightmare joke...
Replies: 354
Views: 134021

Re: A great Knightmare joke...

Between Emii, Debz and Ark's posts, I always seem to be laughing. :) Well, Ark, even though I wasn't really offended, an UNBINDING spell would be helpful. Or if you're feeling lazy, a bone for Festus would do. Er...well, it seemed like a good idea at the time! You know, combining a large bone with ...
by Ark
Wed Jan 01, 2003 2:54 pm
Forum: Off-Topic
Topic: Happy New Year! (and belated Christmas greetings)
Replies: 35
Views: 13289

Re: A Happy Knightmareish New Year to you all

Happy new year, everyone, and may the number of rampaging mutant watermelons armed with Atomic Pogo Sticks be minimal in your area!