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by HeathclifftheBard
Sat Nov 13, 2004 11:22 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: TAPE PIRACY
Replies: 250
Views: 147170

Re:TAPE PIRACY ON EBAY!

Jeez, that's whack, Jack. These cretins we would be soon without, if a Knightmare DVD were out.
by HeathclifftheBard
Sun Oct 31, 2004 12:57 pm
Forum: Newbie Welcome
Topic: I'm baaaaack!
Replies: 4
Views: 2998

I'm baaaaack!

Alas, tis I, I have returned - your hearts at my disappearance spurned! Has been a while, an age or two - so here I return, thus following through. To those of you of sharp intellect - my style of writing alters from what you recollect. For as a bard with the grace of god, my aim's to grant myself a...
by HeathclifftheBard
Sun Apr 25, 2004 1:06 pm
Forum: Jester's Corner
Topic: RED ALERT!!!
Replies: 17
Views: 10282

Re:RED ALERT!!!

The giant, er, scorpion-thingy from series 3, I think it was. that was blue...ish.
by HeathclifftheBard
Sun Apr 25, 2004 1:04 pm
Forum: Jester's Corner
Topic: Have I Got Knightmare For You?
Replies: 40
Views: 21858

Re:Have I Got Knightmare For You?

Boris "ha, ha, ha, richly comic i say i say I say" Johnson is a legend. Let it be sung throughout the ages.
by HeathclifftheBard
Sun Apr 25, 2004 1:02 pm
Forum: Fan Creations
Topic: Re:Here's a mad idea...
Replies: 192
Views: 95081

Re:Here's a mad idea...

Well, I can either sing Head Over Heels, Kung Fu Fighting, or Ernie the Fastest Milkman in the West here. But, my throat's sore from serenading so I will give it a rest just this once! It shall be a rare occurence! Never played Head Over Heels myself, but I did play Monster Max at one stage, which i...
by HeathclifftheBard
Sun Apr 25, 2004 12:58 pm
Forum: Off-Topic
Topic: Semtex Jack, Melisandrinoff, Majida and Hstorm
Replies: 66
Views: 33789

Re:Semtex Jack, Melisandrinoff, Majida and Hstorm

"mmmbop/dudumdudumdum-dummmbop/dndndndnnn/bopdnbdnbd-ooooo/heeeyyyy-eeeaaah"
(Heathcliff ducks - nothing is thrown at him)
At last!! My music is appreciated!
(is hit in the face with an apple turnover)
Damn. ::)
by HeathclifftheBard
Sat Apr 24, 2004 9:48 pm
Forum: Newbie Welcome
Topic: Zdrasti!
Replies: 12
Views: 5894

Re:Zdrasti!

Ahaaaa, i would say it was halfway between a village and a town. Welcome aboard TheDeanIsLost, I shall serenade you in as I do much of the time in the Knightmare Village/Town/Vicinity. I have chosen a particular favourite of mine from the period known as the 1980s, although it bears no resemblance t...
by HeathclifftheBard
Fri Apr 23, 2004 9:34 pm
Forum: Jester's Corner
Topic: Have I Got Knightmare For You?
Replies: 40
Views: 21858

Re:Have I Got Knightmare For You?

Treguard of course.
It's a miracle/it's a mir-ac-le/it's a miracle/it's a mir-ac-ale/it's a miracle/it's a mir-ac-ale/'cause dreams/are/made of emotions...
by HeathclifftheBard
Fri Apr 23, 2004 6:55 pm
Forum: Newbie Welcome
Topic: Characters
Replies: 38
Views: 17905

Re:Characters

"These are craaazy/craaaazy/craaaazy nights"
by HeathclifftheBard
Fri Apr 23, 2004 2:27 pm
Forum: Newbie Welcome
Topic: Hello at Last!
Replies: 18
Views: 8675

Re:Hello at Last!

I recognise the signature, The Utterly splendid Heathcliff of 2040 (gasp). That's from one of my favourite episodes of that particular programme. (Waits for someone to spill the beans). Hehe!! What an episode that was!! Hee hee hee!! Copernicus! And an alien with a Birmingham accent called Keith. "...
by HeathclifftheBard
Thu Apr 22, 2004 10:35 pm
Forum: Newbie Welcome
Topic: Characters
Replies: 38
Views: 17905

Re:Characters

I am The Utterly Splendid Heathcliff of 2040, busker of the forums. This means therefore that I may break into song during any post. "ba na na ba da ba na bowww/ba na na nana bowww/ba na na na naaa, na na, na naa/ba na na na nana naa naa nana naa naa na na now now neeeooow." That was Gerry Rafferty'...
by HeathclifftheBard
Thu Apr 22, 2004 9:19 am
Forum: Newbie Welcome
Topic: Hello at Last!
Replies: 18
Views: 8675

Re:Hello at Last!

Semtex Jack wrote:
What's your favourite animal?

What's your favourite colour?

Who's your favourite dead Celebrity?
Flying Fox, Ultramarine, Barry White
by HeathclifftheBard
Wed Apr 21, 2004 11:32 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Most annoying phrase
Replies: 51
Views: 20906

Re:Most annoying phrase

8)"It's a cruel, cruel summer/leaving me here on my own it's a cruel/it's a cruel/cruel summer" 8)
by HeathclifftheBard
Wed Apr 21, 2004 11:30 pm
Forum: Bring Back Knightmare
Topic: Re:Channel 5
Replies: 55
Views: 44739

Re: Channel 5

I have the feeling FIVE would be rather unwilling to comit to KM, with the costs etc  They prefer to settle on cheap soaps and a selection of b-movies. ;D Although they did "buy" robot wars from bbc2. I think they'd be stupid to pass the chance of showing a new series of KM. As everyone on these fo...
by HeathclifftheBard
Wed Apr 21, 2004 11:25 pm
Forum: Newbie Welcome
Topic: Hello at Last!
Replies: 18
Views: 8675

Re:Hello at Last!

Ye can call me Heathcliff, or Heath, or Cliff, or 2040, or Twenty, or Forty, or Sir Cliff of the Heath, whatever. Glad to be inducted into the world of Knightmare chat.