Parody of Do They Know It's Christmas?

[Drassil]

Remember this?

Here is a small submission:

A Team is foolish enough to get all three of Golgarach's questions wrong, making a mess of their quest, and forcing the wall monster make good on his promise to feed on the Dungeoneer. As he is about to do so, the entire cast of Knightmare appears, standing in a line, and sings:

'Feed the wall
Let him know it's quest mess time
Feed the wall
Let him know it's quest mess time...'

Well, it's time for the full version  :) - a charity song by the Knightmare cast, for the starving wall monsters of Series 3, who never got any dungeoneers to eat. The song is a hope that, when a dungeoneer messes up their quest, at that time they will be fed to the walls. (Sorry, Sir Geldof!) Original song and video {here}.

[Motley:]
It's quest mess time
There's a need to be afraid
At quest mess time
We're punished for mistakes we made
[Mogdred:]
And in our Dungeon nightmare
We can't spread a smile of joy
Throw your arms up in the air
At quest mess time

[Mrs. Grimwold:]
But say a prayer
Pray for the other walls
At quest mess time it's hard
[Hordriss:]
But when you're having food
There's a wall inside the Dungeon
[Merlin:] And it's a wall of dread and fear
Where the only water flowing is
[Treguard joins in:]
The sweat of dungeoneers
And the time-out bells that are ringing
Are clanging chimes of doom
[Treguard only:] Well, tonight thank God it's them instead of you.


[Everyone:]
And there won't be food for Brangwen Shee this quest mess time.
The greatest gift she'll get this year is graffiti
Where nothing ever grows
No human-flesh-to-go
Do they know it's quest mess time at all?

Feed the walls
Let them know it's quest mess time
Feed the walls
Do they know it's quest mess time at all?

[Motley:]
Here's to you
raise a Helm for everyone
Here's to them
Starving up on Level One
Do they know it's quest mess time at all?

[Everyone:]
Feed the walls
Feed the walls
Feed the walls
Let them know it's quest mess time again

Feed the walls
Let them know it's quest mess time again
Feed the walls
Let them know it's quest mess time again...