A Dungeoneer has just died by being guided right instead of left (or vice versa) by a Bad Adviser. As Treguard begins to castigate the Team, the Bad Adviser turns round to him and sings...
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BAD ADVISER:
'Oh Treguard Treguard, how was I supposed to know
My left hand from my right, yeah
Oh Treguard Treguard, I shouldn't have had a go
And now we're out of Knight-mare'
[Turns to Other Advisers]
'Show me, if you want to know me
Tell me'
OTHER ADVISERS:
'Maybe'
BAD ADVISER:
'I think I should go now
Thanks a lot'
DUNGEONEER:
'My only friends were killing me
(Don't cry)
I must confess
I still believe
(Still believe)
Without bad ad-vice I'd be less blind
[To Advisers]
Give him a si-i-ign'
[The Other Advisers stick a sign to the Bad Adviser pointing out his Left and his Right. They all smile forgivingly at each other.]
ADVISERS AND DUNGEONEER:
'Help me Treguard one more time!'
[Treguard shakes his head.]
