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Re:Knightmare Limericks

Post by Drassil » Mon Mar 14, 2005 11:45 pm

That mindless but deadly Automaton
Droned, "Mildread, please do not pour vomit on
My polished ball bearings
Although I'm past caring
I'm moving to Bournemouth, or Honiton."
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Re:Knightmare Limericks

Post by Thanatos » Tue Mar 15, 2005 2:58 pm

Right. Something slightly easier:

That smelly old thief known as Hands
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Re:Knightmare Limericks

Post by dontyoulikemypie » Tue Mar 15, 2005 4:12 pm

That smelly old thief known as Hands

Had a holiday booked to Gdansk

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Re:Knightmare Limericks

Post by darkDescender » Wed Mar 16, 2005 11:32 am

He got on the wrong plane
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Re:Knightmare Limericks

Post by dontyoulikemypie » Wed Mar 16, 2005 4:06 pm

It was destined for Spain

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Re:Knightmare Limericks

Post by HarveyTowers » Wed Mar 16, 2005 7:10 pm

He was all packed for snow, not for sands!
Good night out there; whatever you are!

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Re:Knightmare Limericks

Post by dontyoulikemypie » Wed Mar 16, 2005 10:55 pm

Good one Harvey Towers! I think these full Limericks should be displayed together on here!

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Re:Knightmare Limericks

Post by dontyoulikemypie » Thu Mar 17, 2005 4:00 pm

I guess I'll start a new one again then!

One day Motley gave up as a jester...

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Re:Knightmare Limericks

Post by darkDescender » Thu Mar 17, 2005 4:24 pm

When he ran out of people to pester
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Re:Knightmare Limericks

Post by Malefact » Thu Mar 17, 2005 5:30 pm

He summoned up Folly
Subject to change.

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Re:Knightmare Limericks

Post by HarveyTowers » Thu Mar 17, 2005 5:44 pm

Some sheep and a collie
Good night out there; whatever you are!

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Re:Knightmare Limericks

Post by Billy » Thu Mar 17, 2005 5:50 pm

And visted Uncle Fester!

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Re:Knightmare Limericks

Post by Thanatos » Thu Mar 17, 2005 7:37 pm

"Listen, Lissard," said Fear, "to be blunt,
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Re:Knightmare Limericks

Post by sodoto » Thu Mar 17, 2005 7:55 pm

dungeoneers are quite easy to hunt
Sidestep right.

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Re:Knightmare Limericks

Post by Snowcat » Thu Mar 17, 2005 9:18 pm

So go grab yer net...
There are but 2 rules in this realm:-
1) He who sees first is the winner...
2) He who is seen first is toast...

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