Re:Knightmare Limericks

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Re:Knightmare Limericks

Post by TuragaNuju » Thu Sep 22, 2005 10:15 pm

Lord Fear Suddenly Got A Notion
Treguard: "Ooh.. nasty. Still, We Can Have A Toilet Break Now - I'm Bursting!"

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Re:Knightmare Limericks

Post by Thanatos » Fri Sep 23, 2005 1:16 pm

He thought, "One draught of that
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Re:Knightmare Limericks

Post by Scott_Wilkinson » Fri Sep 23, 2005 2:45 pm

... should put me on the mat,"
but discovered it was hair lotion.
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Re:Knightmare Limericks

Post by dontyoulikemypie » Mon Sep 26, 2005 6:42 pm

Olaf the Viking was looting

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Re:Knightmare Limericks

Post by TuragaNuju » Mon Sep 26, 2005 9:14 pm

Until he discovered for what he was rooting
Treguard: "Ooh.. nasty. Still, We Can Have A Toilet Break Now - I'm Bursting!"

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Re:Knightmare Limericks

Post by dontyoulikemypie » Mon Sep 26, 2005 10:53 pm

A sorceror's stone

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Re:Knightmare Limericks

Post by Scott_Wilkinson » Tue Sep 27, 2005 1:03 pm

but he pulled out a bone,
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Re:Knightmare Limericks

Post by Drassil » Mon Oct 17, 2005 3:55 pm

Olaf the viking was looting
Then discovered for what he was rooting
A sorceror's stone
But he pulled out a bone
Then ran off when Velda came shooting.
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Re:Knightmare Limericks

Post by Becxsmagic » Mon Oct 17, 2005 6:53 pm

(Does anyone mind if a knewbie has a go?)
When Treguard was starting the quest...
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Re:Knightmare Limericks

Post by Scott_Wilkinson » Tue Oct 18, 2005 1:19 pm

He said "Team, be at your best."
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Re:Knightmare Limericks

Post by Becxsmagic » Tue Oct 18, 2005 3:27 pm

But the Dungeoneer got lost
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Re:Knightmare Limericks

Post by TuragaNuju » Tue Oct 18, 2005 6:07 pm

By An Ogre, He Was Tossed
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Re:Knightmare Limericks

Post by Scott_Wilkinson » Fri Oct 21, 2005 3:12 pm

Thus, the team had failed the test.
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Re:Knightmare Limericks

Post by dontyoulikemypie » Mon Oct 24, 2005 4:36 pm

Whilst Pickle was holding the knapsack

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Re:Knightmare Limericks

Post by Becxsmagic » Mon Oct 24, 2005 6:04 pm

The screen started to turn black
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