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Re:Knightmare Limericks

Post by Mashibinbin » Sun Jul 17, 2005 3:41 pm

That gnarly old guardian Oakley
Gave the dungeoneer his coat free
Said the tree troll, "It's yours,
But you can't have the drawers!
- Osmosis has made them smell of pee!"
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Re:Knightmare Limericks

Post by dontyoulikemypie » Wed Aug 10, 2005 8:45 pm

Charming!

Guess I'll start another one off then!

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Re:Knightmare Limericks

Post by MoanaLiza » Mon Aug 15, 2005 1:09 pm

on the way he saw a magician,
The Forum Moana and chief honey pot carrier!
"Come and take a gander at this bit of ugliness"

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Re:Knightmare Limericks

Post by TuragaNuju » Tue Aug 16, 2005 9:04 am

He tapped him with his wand
Treguard: "Ooh.. nasty. Still, We Can Have A Toilet Break Now - I'm Bursting!"

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Re:Knightmare Limericks

Post by FrightKnight » Fri Aug 19, 2005 9:21 pm

But got thrown into a pond
"A rotting pie! Oh no, I'm dead!"

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Re:Knightmare Limericks

Post by TuragaNuju » Fri Aug 19, 2005 10:21 pm

Good thing he didnt get caught up in tradition
Treguard: "Ooh.. nasty. Still, We Can Have A Toilet Break Now - I'm Bursting!"

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Post by Drassil » Thu Aug 25, 2005 2:20 am

An ogre with no time for jesters,
Kid-worthy, Naasty, Inspiring, Groundbreaking, Humorous, Treguard, Mesmerising, Adult-worthy, Rewarding, Essential.

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Re:Knightmare Limericks

Post by Thanatos » Thu Aug 25, 2005 4:02 pm

Thought, "I'll clobber the next one who pesters!"
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Re:Knightmare Limericks

Post by Mashibinbin » Thu Aug 25, 2005 9:34 pm

Along slidled a drunken Iokus,
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Re:Knightmare Limericks

Post by Aldude » Thu Aug 25, 2005 11:25 pm

who just couldn't keep focus...
Sidestep to the left....

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Re:Knightmare Limericks

Post by Drassil » Fri Aug 26, 2005 9:21 am

An ogre with no time for jesters,
Thought, "I'll clobber the next one who pesters!"
Along slidled a drunken Iokus,
Who just couldn't keep focus...
And got fed - once clobbered - to Festus.
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Re:Knightmare Limericks

Post by Thanatos » Wed Aug 31, 2005 12:31 am

Well done to the three who followed me, that's a good one (even if it doesn't quite scan at one point and "iocus" doesn't rhyme with "focus" [rather with "block us"]), and unlike many of the others more or less makes sense (not that they have to make sense, of course)! To proceed (slightly tricky, I hope):

The maiden they call Mellisandre
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Re:Knightmare Limericks

Post by TuragaNuju » Wed Aug 31, 2005 6:02 pm

Decided that french was Tres Sambre
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Re:Knightmare Limericks

Post by Drassil » Wed Aug 31, 2005 7:11 pm

Thanatos wrote:"iocus" doesn't rhyme with "focus"
I recall Brother Mace pronouncing it to rhyme with 'focus', and I for one am not prepared to fault him. :P And though I've never met Iokus (the jester from RPG5), I've heard his name spoken aloud several times to rhyme with 'focus' too.

Back to the limerick at hand...

She filled up a kettle
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Re:Knightmare Limericks

Post by Thanatos » Wed Aug 31, 2005 7:49 pm

::) Must you? If so, there should be a rule against obvious rhymes.
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