Knightmare.com

we creep into each of the executives homes and put headphones on each one of them playing the KM theme tune in a loop. hopefully a subliminal msg will get through

Hmm, how about we hack into their computer systems, and arrange for them to release Knightmare on DVD.

Or, we can take contol of their minds, with telepathy.

Or we could abduct the head of the company, and then make him watch every episode of Knightmare, and then he'd realise what a good show it is, and release it on DVD, for the large amount of fans that are out there.

i like mine better due to the lack of need of psychics and sucklike

i like mine better due to the lack of need of psychics and sucklike

LOL, very true!  ;D

I'll go in there and growl quietly to unnerve them at first.

Then I'll let a full roar out.

They'll get the message and probably get on with it (once they've changed their underwear).

Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

I'll go in there and growl quietly to unnerve them at first.

Now, now, Festus, not while we have visitors. I'm sure the nice people at GM who used to pay Grimmie's ogreing wages don' wanna 'ear your 'eds growling.

Then I'll let a full roar out.

We've 'ad enough of your roaring, thankyou. Old Brangwen next door keeps threatening to phone the police.

They'll get the message and probably get on with it (once they've changed their underwear).

Would you change you mind if I offer yer this bone. Yes, nice bones, Festus! I know you 'as a terrible 'unger an' all.

Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

Shurrupangerraaartofit!

Excellent! The computer gremlins wont let me online for a week and when I come online there are loads of great ideas being formed.

Thanx to Pickle looks like we've got plan G, subliminal messaging

and thanx to PhoenixFlame we've got plan H, hacking into the GM computer systems.

I'll have to do some research into these, but I'm pretty sure they could work and they are VERY cunning

Throws a bone to Festus and accidently hits his left head... Oops!

we send
tapes of tekeshis castle to show them what rubbish they could be being asked toproduce and then after the torture of watching them they'll beg to release KM

Mind you they might be Takeshi fans though . So that might not be a good idea after all!

make them watch the same series for an hour every day and then see if they're as keen to inflict that on their viewers

Excellent! The computer gremlins wont let me online for a week and when I come online there are loads of great ideas being formed.

Thanx to Pickle looks like we've got plan G, subliminal messaging

and thanx to PhoenixFlame we've got plan H, hacking into the GM computer systems.

I'll have to do some research into these, but I'm pretty sure they could work and they are VERY cunning

LOL, we have a whole alphabet soup of ideas!  ;)

with so many ways of getting KM released i have to wonder why it hasn't happened yet :o

yes, but although there are so many ways and so many cunning plans all are still at the development stage with the exception of Plan A.

So really at the moment there's only one way.

One way, or another, we're gonna make them, we're gonna make 'em make 'em make'em make 'em release a DVD of Knightmare.......

I love a girl with spirit!