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Re: The Descender jamming between floors.

Posted: 07 Jan 2004, 02:01
by Skarkill
Gretal? Oooo, that is a nasty thought. Imagine being stuck with her while she tries to cajole you into playing "pat-a-cake" for three hours. I'd rather suffocate.
Oh Don't HStorm you'll give me bad dreams.

Re: The Descender jamming between floors.

Posted: 07 Jan 2004, 13:53
by knightmaredave
i would not want to get stuck with pickle he would just moan moan moan all the time like he did to ppor old treguard supopose he was relieved (eventually) when Majida turned up!!!
being trapped with Modgred would not be fun (probably be dead within seconds!!

Re: The Descender jamming between floors.

Posted: 07 Jan 2004, 13:56
by Fidjit
Getting stuck in the decender!

Use a spell to fix the problem thats what they could have done!

SPELLCASTING, F-I-X

Re: The Descender jamming between floors.

Posted: 07 Jan 2004, 14:55
by HStorm
Here's a thought:

Instead of jamming between floors, why doesn't the descender stop at one of those exits displaying scenery outside? That way the character(s) you hate would have to jump out... and fall to their doom!
Oh what a simply beautiful thought! Gretel leaping through a window to be turned into lightly mashed pizza crust on the ground a thousand feet below. All red and gooey and spaghetti sauce of the pleasingly lumpy kind... aaaah, how delightful. Lots and lots and lots of dismembered Gretel bits and her squished flesh softly lining the ground floor entrance to the tower of time, her disentangled internal organs decorating the...

*Several dozen more pages as he disappears into the world of macabre little dreams*

Re: The Descender jamming between floors.

Posted: 08 Jan 2004, 00:49
by JamesA
Getting stuck in the decender!

Use a spell to fix the problem thats what they could have done!

SPELLCASTING, F-I-X
Or alternatively, just make sure they have WD-40 to hand.

Re: The Descender jamming between floors.

Posted: 08 Jan 2004, 00:52
by HStorm
Or pressing the button marked, "Press this to go down."

Re: The Descender jamming between floors.

Posted: 08 Jan 2004, 11:37
by Fidjit
Pull handle in an Emergency!  ;D

Re: The Descender jamming between floors.

Posted: 08 Jan 2004, 14:52
by King_Gazz
or get a couple of trolls to jump up and down. lol

Re: The Descender jamming between floors.

Posted: 08 Jan 2004, 15:18
by JamesA
Or even use a spanner to fix the damn lift

Re: The Descender jamming between floors.

Posted: 08 Jan 2004, 15:19
by Fidjit
How you gonna get all them into a stuck lift ? ? ?

Re: The Descender jamming between floors.

Posted: 08 Jan 2004, 15:23
by King_Gazz
if i was a magician id shrink the trolls and make them grow again and i make sure i get a superheavyweight troll 2 jump up and down.

Re: The Descender jamming between floors.

Posted: 08 Jan 2004, 15:24
by Fidjit
Oh Aye!  :)

Re: The Descender jamming between floors.

Posted: 08 Jan 2004, 15:27
by King_Gazz
yep cos im a genius :D

Re: The Descender jamming between floors.

Posted: 08 Jan 2004, 16:34
by Fidjit
*Motley is asleep when he hears a...*

THUMP, THUMP, THUMP,

Re: The Descender jamming between floors.

Posted: 08 Jan 2004, 16:37
by King_Gazz
looks like the trolls are on the decender as we speak