Political Knightmares

[ajw68]

Treguard:  Warning team, life force energy low, you must eat something now!

[Team finds table in next room]

Pickle: Master I don't believe it!  John Prescott has eaten all the food.

BONG!

Treguard:  Ooohhh nasty!
                Well team, that has left you with some food for thought!  At least you avoided Michael Howard.  There's something of the Knight about him.

[Drassil]

The Opposition replaces its somewhat vampire-esque leader with one who is younger, trendier, more technologically-minded, and popularised by observers looking in on regular video broadcasts of him. Talk about life imitating art!

Meanwhile, McGrew fumes about not being Dungeon Master yet.

[HStorm]

Oh yes, I hadn't noticed that. Clever point.

Say, does that mean the giant wide-mouthed toad from S3 is Treguard's w-... no, better not say it!

[37Herbie]

Lord Fear: Ali, is there a Dungeoneer on Level 3?

Comical Ali: There is no Dungeoneer in Level 3. We have shot down numerous Dungeoneers as you can see from our Film Footage (que same film reel he showed Lord Fear the last 5 times he has asked). I cannot believe the news that the powers that be will say to you Lord Fear in order to try and make them convince you that they are winning.



Comical Ali: We shall defend ourselves with the blessing of Allah

Lord Fear: Look you imbisile the Dungeoneer is behind you.

Comical Ali: I can be confident when I say that there are no Dungeoneers in Level 3 Lord Fear.

Lord Fear: Ah Forget it. I'll just deal with it myself.



Comical Ali: There are no Fireballs...

[HStorm]

Gordon Brown: "It was a disaster, meeting that Watcher - the bigot."