Caption Contest 3

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Caption Contest 3

Post by GrimaldineGrimwold »

There, that should be enough caption contests for us to amuse ourselves with. :)

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Re: Caption Contest 3

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Errrm how about...

"Orvil is mean.
Hordriss is Green.
Orvil and Hordriss, here on your screen"

Taken from Orvil and Cuddles the animated series from CBBC, which I bet no-one remembers... Yeah, it's a bit of a cack suggestion really isn't it? and this explanation is just making it worse isn't it? Yes, I thought as much.

Ahem. I have a fantastic excuse anyway for such crap-captioning, er, captions - I'm a new member ;D This is the kind of stuff you have to look forward from me... a bleak warning for the future.

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"...always of the green...I am Grimaldine and Lissard's lovechild!"
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Christ, perish the thought!  :o
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Hordriss admits that maybe he did use a little too much hair dye...
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Re: Caption Contest 3

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Those are all really good!

Hordriss really should have realised that a headache cure from Rothberry the Apothecary would produce some odd side-effects.
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Re: Caption Contest 3

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"I just took a quick dip in the Sewers of Goth. Nothing to worry about: I'm sure it'll wash out."
"Sometimes of the Grey, but always of the Green, dearie. Shurrup Brollachan! Have you seen Festus, my dear? I need to take him back to Cornwall. " [cackle]
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I remember Orville + Cuddles the animated cartoon thing.  Utter duff.

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Re: Caption Contest 3

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After seeing the amazing craftsmanship on Grimaldine's staff, Hordriss was green with envy.
"Sometimes of the Grey, but always of the Green, dearie. Shurrup Brollachan! Have you seen Festus, my dear? I need to take him back to Cornwall. " [cackle]
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...and then turned green with sickness as Grimaldine offered to have a go at his own staff.
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Post by James_Aukett »

Anyway, hello to you all!!  ;D
Hello geezer!  ;)
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Christ:o
STEADY ON WITH THE LANGUAGE NOW
:o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o
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Post by James_Aukett »

Anyhow, back on to the subject of captions:  ;D

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Re: Caption Contest 3

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"No, Sidriss, that wasn't the GROWME spell. Are you sure you didn't cast GREENME instead?"
"Sometimes of the Grey, but always of the Green, dearie. Shurrup Brollachan! Have you seen Festus, my dear? I need to take him back to Cornwall. " [cackle]
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The production team suddenly realise that the Chromakey has gone all horribly wrong  ;D
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