Things you would never SEE in the dungeons...

Lord_Bob · Post by **Lord_Bob** » 15 Dec 2003, 09:52

well perhaps if he had Pixel behind him with her needle ;D

Skarkill · Post by **Skarkill** » 15 Dec 2003, 15:29

Too Bloomin Right Yer would if I had that drated little Pixie after me.

Only thing faster would be Raptor after haven his backside burnt be Smerkinoff.

Post by **Drassil** » 15 Dec 2003, 22:03

Count Brinkatore.

Treguard standing in the Corridor of Blades in order to get a shave.

The (Real) Ghostbusters bringing down pookas and floating skulls around the Dungeon.

The Dunswater Boatman accepting payment by cheque and credit card.

A Dungeoneer perishes on Level 3; the Advisers are upset. Treguard hands them a greetings card. On the front it says: 'Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened', and inside, it is signed by all the cast and crew. Pickle hands out monogrammed hankies, and Treguard spellcasts DISMISS.

FrightKnight · Post by **FrightKnight** » 16 Dec 2003, 00:39

The Dunswater Boatman waving, giving a friendly smile or offering a Quality Street, for that matter.

MoanaLiza · Post by **MoanaLiza** » 16 Dec 2003, 00:41

Jordan answering riddles or giving a blocker a password.

Jordan becoming Treguard's new assistant :o!

I will try to think of more Jordan stuff. If anyone else could think of any though!

FrightKnight · Post by **FrightKnight** » 16 Dec 2003, 18:04

I'd still like the idea of a KM episode presented by Bruce Forsyth.

King_Gazz · Post by **King_Gazz** » 16 Dec 2003, 18:38

going back 2 the michael cule fatilla bit.

the ogre played by erin gerhegaty is a WOMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i seen her career on the us.imdb.com website and she has played a police woman in sum programme

Skarkill · Post by **Skarkill** » 16 Dec 2003, 18:43

The TARDIS Dematerialising in The Sewers Of Goth.

Post by **Drassil** » 16 Dec 2003, 18:51

... Funnily enough, there is already a Knightmare/Doctor Who crossover fanfic in existence; I think it's on http://www.nktp.freeserve.co.uk/.

JamesA · Post by **JamesA** » 16 Dec 2003, 22:34

Jordan going on a quest for the cup guided by Jodie Marsh, Samantha Fox, and Linda Lusardi - and actually WINNING ;D

Fidjit · Post by **Fidjit** » 17 Dec 2003, 15:57

Anyway...

Lissard coming back to Lord Fear with Wrigleys Spearmint Chewing Gum.

Emii · Post by **Emii** » 17 Dec 2003, 16:03

*cracks up* Nice one, Mots!

JamesA · Post by **JamesA** » 20 Dec 2003, 00:27

Anyway...

Lissard coming back to Lord Fear with Wrigleys Spearmint Chewing Gum.

Shouldn't this be in the "Things you never see in the dungeon" topic?

simiano · Post by **simiano** » 20 Dec 2003, 01:43

smirkenorrf burning a dungeoneer instead of raptor

Smirky: oops

Lord_Bob · Post by **Lord_Bob** » 21 Dec 2003, 00:00

The corridor of blades breaking down and being replaced with such backups as:
The Corridor of nails
The Corridor of rakes
The Corridor of dog poop (sidestep too you *splat PONG!* poooh smelly*
The Corridor of fairly sharp and jagged pointy things

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