Things you would never SEE in the dungeons...

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Re:Things you would never SEE in the dungeons...

Post by MPK » Sat Oct 29, 2005 11:03 pm

A fight between Treguard and the dugeon keeper from Dungeons and Dragons!

I think we all know who'd win that!
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Re:Things you would never SEE in the dungeons...

Post by Snowwiewolf » Sun Oct 30, 2005 7:40 am

it's propably done, but I'm not sure.... plus it's something we almost saw:

Lord Fear on a date with Lissard who's been magicked to look like Marta

(I just found the tape with Barrys quest so I couln't resist ;D)
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Re:Things you would never SEE in the dungeons...

Post by Becxsmagic » Sun Oct 30, 2005 11:19 am

It may have been done but:
Treguard sitting down with Pat Sharpe and disscussing the ideal game show and mullets they have known and loved.

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Re:Things you would never SEE in the dungeons...

Post by Snowwiewolf » Sun Oct 30, 2005 3:31 pm

Thats nice, but I'm too young to drieve :-\
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Re:Things you would never SEE in the dungeons...

Post by Becxsmagic » Sun Oct 30, 2005 7:16 pm

So? Practise! Knock over a few policemen while you're at it. ;)

You wouldn't see The Brollachan, Sidriss and Sly Hands at a MENSA meeting held in the dungeon.
Ditto Brother Mace and Pickle (see Episode1, Series 7)at an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting
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Re:Things you would never SEE in the dungeons...

Post by Snowwiewolf » Wed Nov 02, 2005 4:12 pm

In 7 months I'll be old enough, so I won't risk my drivers licence just yet :)
oh and you wouln't see the Brollachan driving a car he got from Becks (the Knightmare Broll not Forum)
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Re:Things you would never SEE in the dungeons...

Post by Emii » Fri Nov 04, 2005 7:51 pm

This thread is still going? Teh W00t!
"The alarm, Master! The opposition's tracked them! Oh good grief...look - Lord Fear's frozen Christopher!"

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Re:Things you would never SEE in the dungeons...

Post by Becxsmagic » Sat Nov 05, 2005 11:05 am

Yep, still going *offers gin and tonic and biscuits to celebrate*

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Re:Things you would never SEE in the dungeons...

Post by Emii » Sat Nov 05, 2005 12:21 pm

Bouncers in place of blockers, perhaps?
"The alarm, Master! The opposition's tracked them! Oh good grief...look - Lord Fear's frozen Christopher!"

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Re:Things you would never SEE in the dungeons...

Post by Becxsmagic » Sun Nov 06, 2005 10:56 am

"OI, you're not getting in if you're under 18 and don't have the password." I'd love to see that.
I know it's been said somewhere else, but what about blockers replacing Chip and Pin? ;D

Or Ridolfo on the X-factor? Then again, that's not the dungeons.

Slyvester Hands enjoying high tea with cucumber sandwiches accompanied with Lissard and Lord Fear involving a learned debate on whether Sidriss or Velma is more attractive?
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Re:Things you would never SEE in the dungeons...

Post by Drassil » Sun Nov 06, 2005 7:02 pm

Do you mean Velda? Velma was in Scooby Doo!

These threads have been going for a long time (hence their 'Klassic' status, I suppose), and some of the more recent posts are recapturing ideas from the earlier days:
Becxsmagic wrote:You wouldn't see ... Brother Mace and Pickle (see Episode1, Series 7)at an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting
Drassil wrote: [Several KM characters, including Brother Mace, Aesandre, Hands, Pickle and Gretel, sit in a semi-circle in Brangwen She's Clueroom, facing the wall monster. Brother Mace stands up.]

Mace: Greetings, my name is Brother Mace. And... and...

Brangwen: Answer, name it now!

Mace: ...I'm an alcoholic.

[The others in the semi-circle applaud.]

Brangwen: Well done. The first step, is acceptance. Acceeeeeptaaaannnce...
Becxsmagic wrote:Slyvester Hands enjoying high tea with cucumber sandwiches...
Malefact wrote: Sylvester Hands: "Good evening, old sport! I was just enjoying a rather spiffing cucumber sandwich!"
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Re:Things you would never SEE in the dungeons...

Post by Becxsmagic » Sun Nov 06, 2005 8:04 pm

That'll be where I got the idea *looks guilty* :-[
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Re:Things you would never SEE in the dungeons...

Post by Drassil » Thu Nov 17, 2005 4:14 pm

Cedric becoming the lover of a Russian queen, who is convinced that he can cure her son's haemophilia.

A band consisting of skeletrons and catacombites, named 'Boney KM', singing a song about Cedric doing the above.

McGrew interrogating a tin of Baxter's soup: 'So you're not a Campbell?'
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Re:Things you would never SEE in the dungeons...

Post by Becxsmagic » Thu Nov 17, 2005 7:06 pm

The Brollachan coming out of a dungeon wall as the dungeoneer walks by:

"You will tell me how to check my lottery tickets online, human. Then you will tell me if Keira Knightley is single"
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Re:Things you would never SEE in the dungeons...

Post by Scott_Wilkinson » Thu Feb 23, 2006 6:28 pm

When the dugeoneer looks through the spy glass, Lord Fear is asleep.

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When the dugeoneer looks through the spy glass, Lord Fear is in a forest, playing with bunny rabbits.
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