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Re: They would never say...

Posted: Fri Oct 24, 2003 12:20 pm
by Fidjit
dungeoneer: Motley, Motley, Motley
Motley: F*** Off, I'm busy get someone else to push ur bloody mine cart
Why else would I be sitting in it myself...  ;D

Re: They would never say...

Posted: Fri Oct 24, 2003 12:27 pm
by Lowebo
Barry: (silence)

Re: They would never say...

Posted: Fri Oct 24, 2003 12:46 pm
by Fidjit
Lord Fear: "Stop it your hurting my feelings"

Re: They would never say...

Posted: Fri Oct 24, 2003 12:54 pm
by Lowebo
Treguard: Listen here you little piece of s**t, your going in that dungeon and bringing me back my flippin' sword! Hop it!

Re: They would never say...

Posted: Fri Oct 24, 2003 3:58 pm
by Emii
Sly Hands: Come 'ere while I puts me magic rope on yer...
Dungeoneer: F**k off.

:o

Re: They would never say...

Posted: Fri Oct 24, 2003 4:05 pm
by Fidjit
Can people hold their language I can'ts stands it...  >:( ;D

Re: They would never say...

Posted: Sat Oct 25, 2003 12:40 am
by JamesA
Goblins: "Thanks for the lovely present Julie"

Re: They would never say...

Posted: Sat Oct 25, 2003 5:44 pm
by Lord_Bob
Treguard: Do you want to turn back?
Dungeoneer: Well now you mention it I am missing some school and its Geography today, I'm off
Treguard: Bugger, thats the 6th team this season

Re: They would never say...

Posted: Sat Oct 25, 2003 7:53 pm
by Lord_Bob
Dungeoneer Dies
Treguard: hmmm pleasant

Skarkill: Why thank you for finding my Goblin horn, now you can carry on with your quest without further interference from me!

Re: They would never say...

Posted: Sat Oct 25, 2003 9:23 pm
by MoanaLiza
Spoiler alert! ;D

Re: They would never say...

Posted: Sat Oct 25, 2003 9:30 pm
by Malefact
Well, it could have been a lot worse. ;D

Re: They would never say...

Posted: Sat Oct 25, 2003 11:33 pm
by Lord_Bob
not really that much of a spoiler, Skarkill could have been involved with any team with a horn  ::)

Re: They would never say...

Posted: Sun Oct 26, 2003 9:37 pm
by Moocowthingy
Advisor to dungeoneer in the COB

Ok when I say now I want you to jump REALY high.

The Boatman: Hi there, get in its free Im a decendant of St Christopher you know.  Its shallow and you could walk across but its full of pee, syringes and used condoms.

Re: They would never say...

Posted: Mon Oct 27, 2003 3:42 pm
by Drassil
As Theseus said to Ariadne, this has turned out to be a fantastic thread!  ;) Here goes:

Oracle: 'Near a tree by a river, there's a hole in the ground, where an old man of Aran goes around and around... The third step is the-'

Dungeoneer [replacing helmet and muting the Oracle]: 'Ah, crystal clear! We can work with that info. Let's make a move, guys.'

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Pickle [bringing Treguard a cuppa and a Custard Cream during a quest]: 'A new blend of tea for you, Master: PG Tips.'

Treguard: 'Hmm, it's advertised by chimpanzees; I wonder if that's a reflection on the taste? Let's see if it's the 'cuppa that heals', 'ey, Pickle?
[Sips the tea at the same moment as the Dungeoneer falls to his doom.] Oooooh, nice tea!'

:)

Re: They would never say...

Posted: Mon Oct 27, 2003 9:43 pm
by MoanaLiza
Pickle [bringing Treguard a cuppa and a Custard Cream during a quest]: 'A new blend of tea for you, Master: PG Tips.'

Treguard: 'Hmm, it's advertised by chimpanzees; I wonder if that's a reflection on the taste? Let's see if it's the 'cuppa that heals', 'ey, Pickle?
[Sips the tea at the same moment as the Dungeoneer falls to his doom.] Oooooh, nice tea!'

:)
;D That's much better than what I would come up with any day!