They would never say...

For all the comedians out there.
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Re: They would never say...

Post by Velda » Tue Oct 14, 2003 2:45 am

Lol - you lot are hilarious!  :D  ;D

Here's one:

Gundrada/Sidriss/Stiletta: Oh, I love you Motley!  Let's run away together!

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Re: They would never say...

Post by Fidjit » Tue Oct 14, 2003 11:26 am

Gundrada, are you mad? She wants to pull my gizzard out and make something useful out of it...

Anyways, Lord Fear starts laughing and smiling after I tells him a joke...
If the only way is onward how would you get home for tea?? :-/

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Re: They would never say...

Post by Malefact » Tue Oct 14, 2003 3:41 pm

Mr Grimwold: erm, anything at all, really! :)
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Re: They would never say...

Post by Fidjit » Tue Oct 14, 2003 3:49 pm

The boatman: "My name is..."

Mrs Grimwold: "Come over here Festus and say 'allo!"
If the only way is onward how would you get home for tea?? :-/

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Re: They would never say...

Post by Drassil » Tue Oct 14, 2003 4:07 pm

Dungeoneer is in the Block & Tackle Room, and the floor starts to fall away...
Adviser: We need some kind of floor-filler!
Treguard: #I'm in the mood for dancing, romancing...


Dungeoneer: Treguard, before we start the quest, can I just nip to the loo?
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Re: They would never say...

Post by Malefact » Tue Oct 14, 2003 4:10 pm

Advisor: "What's the time?" ;D
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Re: They would never say...

Post by MoanaLiza » Tue Oct 14, 2003 11:06 pm

The boatman: "My name is..."
In true Eminem fashion

1st quest; Dungeoneer: I want my Mum *Sob*

2nd quest; Treguard (with bin) to advisor: Will you please put that gum in there! *in true teacher fashion, pointing to bin in other hand*

Dungeoneer riding on Smirkenorff: Oh no! I think I'm going to be sick! *turning green*
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Re: They would never say...

Post by Emii » Wed Oct 15, 2003 5:00 pm

These are great! I think I'll start a new thread...
"The alarm, Master! The opposition's tracked them! Oh good grief...look - Lord Fear's frozen Christopher!"

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Re: Things you would never SEE in the dungeons...

Post by Moocowthingy » Thu Oct 16, 2003 1:53 am

Morghanna or Malice or Aesandre wearing a short skirt and high heels!  ;D

Ohh now now isnt this all getting a bit S & M ?.  I suppose next Gunrada could carry a whip insted of a sword and when a dungeoneer releases her from the stocks she could say " Get in, now its your turn "

Moving swiftly on ......

You would never see fast food in the dungeon.

Advisor: " Look to the left of the table can you see somthing on the floor ? "

Dungeoneer: " Yes I can just see it "

Advisor: " Walk over to it and tell us what it is "

Dungeoneer: " Its a brown paper bag, it appears to be a happy meal "

Advisor: " Ok put it in your knapsack "

Treguard: " LIFEFORCE CRITICAL TEAM  you best get your dungeoneer some help "

Advisor: " What went wrong ? "

Pickle: " You ate a happy meal you didnt realy expect to get any lifeforce from that crap did you ? "

Treguard: " Spellcasting D I S M I S S.  Goodbye foolhardy travelers I hope youve lernt your lesson.  The road behind leads back to England, maybe on the way you will find a decent place to eat "
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Re: They would never say...

Post by GrimaldineGrimwold » Thu Oct 16, 2003 7:39 pm

2nd quest; Treguard (with bin) to advisor: Will you please put that gum in there! *in true teacher fashion, pointing to bin in other hand*
Start of new season.

Treguard (with same bin, to dungeoneer): "Look, just put the damn thing on your head. I told you- we lost the Helmet of Justice when we moved studios, so you'll just have to make do."
"Sometimes of the Grey, but always of the Green, dearie. Shurrup Brollachan! Have you seen Festus, my dear? I need to take him back to Cornwall. " [cackle]

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Re: They would never say...

Post by Fidjit » Fri Oct 17, 2003 1:41 pm

Olaf the Viking:

"You may leavings without the lootings..."

Lord Fear:

"Now THAT was funny..."
If the only way is onward how would you get home for tea?? :-/

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Re: They would never say...

Post by Scott_Wilkinson » Fri Oct 17, 2003 6:29 pm

Pickle - "I'm sick and tired of doing this, master, why don't you read the questbook instead?"

Hordriss (In a cockney voice) - "Sidriss, this f***ing potion's no good. It's got some fake sh*t in it."

Majida - "Ok, Treguard, I'll be fair this time. You can say 'Enter stranger' this time."

Treguard (After a fourth team failed.) - "Oh, for heaven's sake, not again. Let me show you how it's done." (Enters dungeon.)
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Re: They would never say...

Post by GrimaldineGrimwold » Fri Oct 17, 2003 10:04 pm

Hordriss (In a cockney voice) - "Sidriss, this f***ing potion's no good. It's got some fake sh*t in it."
Okay, that's the funniest thing I've read in ages.
"Sometimes of the Grey, but always of the Green, dearie. Shurrup Brollachan! Have you seen Festus, my dear? I need to take him back to Cornwall. " [cackle]

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Re: They would never say...

Post by Fidjit » Wed Oct 22, 2003 2:54 pm

Mogdread: "SPELLCASTING, F-R-E-E-D-O-M"
If the only way is onward how would you get home for tea?? :-/

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Re: They would never say...

Post by Lord_Bob » Fri Oct 24, 2003 11:14 am

Dungeoneer: Just a second guys, just gotta slip my helmet off and scratch me head. Hey did I fall in a lake? whats all this blue........

dungeoneer: Motley, Motley, Motley
Motley: F*** Off, I'm busy get someone else to push ur bloody mine cart

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