A great Knightmare joke...
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Don't know if this has come up in an earlier post, but here it is anyway:
What do you get if you cross Gwendoline the Greenwarden with the Phantom of the Opera?
Romahna! ;D
...well I thought it was funny at the time. Plus I don't like Romahna...
What do you get if you cross Gwendoline the Greenwarden with the Phantom of the Opera?
Romahna! ;D
...well I thought it was funny at the time. Plus I don't like Romahna...
"Gentlemen! Please! You can fight like itsy bitsy babies later. Right now we have adult name-calling and mud-slinging to attend to."
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Heh, that's very good. That mask she wore was very silly.
"Sometimes of the Grey, but always of the Green, dearie. Shurrup Brollachan! Have you seen Festus, my dear? I need to take him back to Cornwall. " [cackle]
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I always liked Majida's first reaction to her: "Ooooooh! That stuck up... cow-person! Why doesn't she cover the other half of her face?!"
And Sidriss might be stupid, but at least she never fell for Sly Hands' "Goosey Gander" trick...
And Sidriss might be stupid, but at least she never fell for Sly Hands' "Goosey Gander" trick...
"Gentlemen! Please! You can fight like itsy bitsy babies later. Right now we have adult name-calling and mud-slinging to attend to."
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See the topic "Separated at Birth?".... ;)Don't know if this has come up in an earlier post, but here it is anyway:
What do you get if you cross Gwendoline the Greenwarden with the Phantom of the Opera?
Romahna! ;D
...well I thought it was funny at the time. Plus I don't like Romahna...
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Q. How does Sidriss spell "brain"?
A. O-I-C-U-R-M-T
A. O-I-C-U-R-M-T
"The alarm, Master! The opposition's tracked them! Oh good grief...look - Lord Fear's frozen Christopher!"
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Oh, come on guys - this is the best topic we've had! We HAVE to keep it going!
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Sorry, I'm in shock with how many posts you have made in the last hour. :o
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Terribly sorry - tis becoming a talent
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Greatest Knightmare books...
The Terror in the Dungeons by Hugo First
Sir Hugh's 50 years in the Saddle by Major Bumsore
Ah Wok's Worst Week by Hoo Flung Dung
Lord Fear's Favourite Toy by Dina Mite
(Ok I'm clutching at straws here to keep this topic going)
The Terror in the Dungeons by Hugo First
Sir Hugh's 50 years in the Saddle by Major Bumsore
Ah Wok's Worst Week by Hoo Flung Dung
Lord Fear's Favourite Toy by Dina Mite
(Ok I'm clutching at straws here to keep this topic going)
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"The alarm, Master! The opposition's tracked them! Oh good grief...look - Lord Fear's frozen Christopher!"
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"The End of Series 8" by Major Disaster <¦-(
If that was clutching at straws, you at least succeeded.
If that was clutching at straws, you at least succeeded.
Far beyond the rising sun, I ride the wings of fate... prepared to go where my heart belongs - back to the past again!
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The final dungeoneer arrived in a clue room. The advisors asked him what was on the table.
"A spyglass, scroll"
"Read the scroll"
Some new items magically appeared when the scroll was opened.
"OK, there is an axe, a sack and a P45. It says Treguard on it".
"A spyglass, scroll"
"Read the scroll"
Some new items magically appeared when the scroll was opened.
"OK, there is an axe, a sack and a P45. It says Treguard on it".
You remind me of all the other men I've met in my life. All helmet and no brains.
(Stiletta to Mike)
(Stiletta to Mike)
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Sorry for taking so long, Emii. I've decided to post sets of 5 so I'm less spammy, rather than sending one at a time. We will keep the thread alive! *puts on best impression of Peter Cushing as Baron Frankenstein standing over his Monster* "It's Alive! It's Alive!".
Mogdred: The Real Story of Why He's Not So Evil by Ivor Potplant.
The Man Who Tried To Steal Lord Fear's Millions by U.R.A. Deadman
101 Treguard Quotations by X.T. Reem-Caution (ed.)
The Language of Witches: A Case Study of Heggatty by A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.Ayers.
Majida: A Life In Pictures by E. Stu. D. Feecult
Not very good, I know. Sorry.
Mogdred: The Real Story of Why He's Not So Evil by Ivor Potplant.
The Man Who Tried To Steal Lord Fear's Millions by U.R.A. Deadman
101 Treguard Quotations by X.T. Reem-Caution (ed.)
The Language of Witches: A Case Study of Heggatty by A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.Ayers.
Majida: A Life In Pictures by E. Stu. D. Feecult
Not very good, I know. Sorry.
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Hehehehe...I loved the last one! This thread goes through stages doesn't it? Elita's mouth is so big, Sidriss is so stupid, Books by...
Madness.
Madness.
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You forgot 'Classic team deaths over the years' by O. Nasty.
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er.... I don't get that one :o
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