Knightmare meets Batman

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Knightmare meets Batman

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[Lissard runs over to Lord Fear, with something in his arms.]

Lissard: 'Look, Lordnesss! Look what I've found!'

Lord Fear: [annoyed] 'Lissard, that's Beagle 2. No amount of technomagic can get that to work. I'm ashamed even to have it near me. Go on, get rid of it. GO!!'


[Lissard goes below to dispose of the probe, and meets The Penguin from Batman Returns.]

The Penguin: 'Excuse me, I'm lost.'

Lissard: 'You're in the Sewersss of Goth...'

The Penguin: 'The Sewers of Gotham City?'

Lissard: 'No, jussst the Sewersss of Goth.'
Knightmare: Kid-worthy, Naasty, Inspiring, Groundbreaking, Humorous, Treguard, Mesmerising, Adult-worthy, Rewarding, Essential.
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*Meanwhile the Gotham City Invasion continues*
Riddler: Riddle me this and riddle me that...

Dungeoneer: Do you actually have a riddle?
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[Treguard is in the antechamber, dressed as Batman. The Batman TV theme music is playing. Pickle runs in, dressed as Robin.]

Robin: 'Root an' fen, Master - it's Sidriss! She's been kidnapped... by Skarkill!'

Batman: 'Holy Smoke, Robin. Whadda we do?'

Robin: 'Rescue her?'

Batman: 'Good thinking, Robin. To the Batmobile!'

[Later: The Batmobile screeches into Wolfenden, where Skarkill has Sidriss tied up. Batman and Robin get out.]

Skarkill: 'Ah, Batman - how lovely to see you. [Laughs] It really is a lovely surprise. [Laughs] Lovely. [Laughs] Grippa, Rhark - keep our guests busy, will you? Lovely. [Laughs]'

[The Goblins run at Batman and Robin. Batman punches Grippa - TAPOW! Robin hits Rhark - BAZONG! Grippa smacks Batman - GOK! Robin hits Rhark again - BLING! And so on.]
Knightmare: Kid-worthy, Naasty, Inspiring, Groundbreaking, Humorous, Treguard, Mesmerising, Adult-worthy, Rewarding, Essential.
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Robin - "Holy Galloping Goblins, Batman! Skarkill's getting away!"



Batman- "That vile fiend! Come Robin, lets go and get him!"



Skarkill- "I know I dont usually use nets, but hey, it still does the job! Heh heh heh, lovely!"



"Oh no! Is this the end of the Dynamic Duo? Will they escape the trap and net Skarkill?
Tune in Next Week, and find out, same Bat-Time, Same-Bat place!"
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*grins*

The Batman ones cracked me up big time! Great reading inbetween revision ;D
"The alarm, Master! The opposition's tracked them! Oh good grief...look - Lord Fear's frozen Christopher!"
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No no no, you've got it the wrong way round. You're supposed to revise in between reading the posts.  ;)
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Hee hee oops yes sorry!  ::)
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My theory is get the test out of the way and then start revision!  ;D
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Re...vis...ion?  ???
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"Oh Brother"  ::)


"Don't try and work that one out Frightknight."

"You'll just get your helmet in a spin."  ;D
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Velda: EL! VAN! DIS!! AAARGH!!

Mrs. Grimwold: I'll 'ave what she's 'aving.

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In 2004, Ringmasterrob wrote:*Meanwhile the Gotham City Invasion continues*
Riddler: Riddle me this and riddle me that...

Dungeoneer: Do you actually have a riddle?
Treguard: Extreme Gorshin, team!

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[Series 5. The Dungeon Master and his assistant are watching a certain Ms. Massey in the Dungeon. They are unimpressed.]

Pickeys: Well, somebody better get down there and explain the Adventurer's Code to her.

Grayguard: Yeah, I know. Can you believe that? Female greenwarden. Forget what I said – they probably don't know the Adventurer's Code.

P: Course they don't.

G: Why is there a female greenwarden? Somebody's bags-of-plucked up big.

P: I can guarantee you there'll be a big one today. Julius will go potty. This is not the first time. Didn't we have one before?

G: Yeah.

P: Gundrada.

G: Goondwada, something like that. She was elfing hopeless as well.

P: [Grumble]

G: [Mumble]

P: No, no, it's got to be done, it's good. The Greater Game's gone mad. See charming Elita this morning complaining about sexism? Yeah. Do me a favour, love.
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