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Emii wrote: What about another simulated ride aboard Cpt. N's ship?

...with a giftshop selling Cpt. N's hats!

Hawk-MyTh wrote: hows about locking elita up in the stocks and paying a couple of quid to chuck pies in her face

...and you get a prize if five go into her mouth, all at once!

A corridor of blades similation (foam blades maybe).

A minecart rollercoaster would be essential, although perhaps without the crash at the end.

How about a full-size walk-in Knightmare game type thing, like the old Cyberdome Crystal Maze games that were at some bowling alleys?

What a great idea!

The Forbidden Corner 'theme park', in North Yorkshire, always reminds me of Knightmare. If they ever re-made the programme, it would be eye-shield heaven for producers.

I declare this thread the winner of the Thread Necromancy prize. Exhumed not once, but twice!

Besides, throwing pies into Elita's mouth is like shooting fish in a barrel... with a bazooka.