In a situation...

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In a situation...

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If you were in the dungeoneers shoes and you were going to be killed what would you have done?

Julie and the goblins - I would have clobbered the goblin on the left and smacked the one on the right and I would have been out of there quicker than "Jack Knife"!
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Most people have already thought of this one, but:

Martin (Series 3 Team 11): quickly bolt of the Stainglass chamber before you can get a bolt from Morghanna.
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Chris (Series 2 Team 3): Run out the dungeon, go to WHSmith, buy a blank tape, run home, turn on Challenge, video record Series 2 Episode 3 of Knightmare, run back to the dungeon carrying the TV and VCR, turn it on, fast forward to the Medusa bit and hold it up in front of Medusa so she turns herself into stone.

Simon (Series 4 Team 4): Sidestep RIGHT.

Chris (Series 5 Team 7): "You don't want to eat me, I taste horrible" Hey, it worked for Akash!

Alex (Series 7 Team 3): Go on The Generation Game instead.
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Ross (series 3, team 6): choose the right-hand door and avoid both Morghanna and a nasty plummet!
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Sarah (Series 5 Team 3): Actually take less than half an hour to make a decision! :)
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seris 5 team 2: run out before skarkill had time to "clap the irons"
why do we let these kids mess up our clean and tidy dungeon
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I'd have grabbed Skarkill's irons, clapped him in them and run like bugge- sorry - the wind.
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Another series 5, team 2: Convince Skarkill that he's his own worst enemy and nod sympathetically as he relives his entire shambles of a life and finaly admits to himself that he's been living a lie.
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Series 8 team 2: get ANYONE but Gideon to give directions in the corridor of blades
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