You know you've watched too much knightmare when...

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Re:You know you've watched too much knightmare when...

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Hey! Clifford Norgate made a good living out of doing that. ;)

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When you find yourself putting an After Eight wrapper on the end of your finger, to create a Dunswater Boatman finger puppet.

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When you see a well and actually climb into it.
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Re:You know you've watched too much knightmare when...

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When you can't take anything off a table without expecting a face to appear on the wall and ask you either three riddles or to feed it with knowledge.
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When you see a couple of sets of circular saw blades in the clearance section of your local Index store and you think about buying them. Yes I've been there :D but didn't get round to purchasing them ::).
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Re:You know you've watched too much knightmare when...

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When you can't go down in a lift without imagining the sound of the dscender or using voice commands.
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When you can't go down the stairs without think you've descended into the next level.
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When you are going up the escalator, and your freind is infront of you and you say:
"Danger *Insert Freind Here* YOu Have Netered The Chamber Of Blades"

Whilst they are confused *Unless KM fan of ocurse...*
Make saw sounds and insist they dodge over each side of th escalator to avoid blades
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Re:You know you've watched too much knightmare when...

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...when you see a large spider, you think it's ariadne and make sure it doesn't see you, rather than giving it a mighty good splat with your fist!
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When you gatecrash He-Man conventions and walk around, loudly saying "Lord Fear could kick Skeletor's arse anyday"
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When you put your mobile phone inside a shell so you can tell everyone about your new ShellPhone :o
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Re:You know you've watched too much knightmare when...

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This actually happened to me last week....

I came across a narrow cycle path stuck inbetween two pavements, and thinking I was a contestant on Knightmare, jumped over the cycle path worried that I would otherwise fall to certain doom with Treguard's "Oooh, Nasty!" ringing in my head.
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Re:You know you've watched too much knightmare when...

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You know you watched too much Knightmare when...

You go on a flat escalator/moving walkpath in an airport...thinking it was "The corridor of Blades".
Worry that a homeless person you pass by might be Sylvester Hand who might jump at with his magic rope.

and I'm suprized no-one though of this...

cosplay as a dungeoner (or one of the characters of Knightmare)
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Mangamad wrote:cosplay as a dungeoner (or one of the characters of Knightmare)
Between 2001 and 2005, an annual project known as the Knightmare RPG allowed several volunteers to do just that... with the actual helmet and eyeshield props! Not a bad outcome of watching too much Knightmare. ;D If you're curious, the Knightmare Infosite and Interactive Knightmare website have more information on some of the Knightmare RPG Seasons.
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Drassil wrote:
Mangamad wrote:cosplay as a dungeoner (or one of the characters of Knightmare)
Between 2001 and 2005, an annual project known as the Knightmare RPG allowed several volunteers to do just that... with the actual helmet and eyeshield props! Not a bad outcome of watching too much Knightmare. ;D If you're curious, the Knightmare Infosite and Interactive Knightmare website have more information on some of the Knightmare RPG Seasons.
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