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Re:What's your battle cry, eh?
Posted: 23 Jul 2004, 19:26
by Gizensha
"I'm going to smack you like a first grade teacher, and hit you with a steamroller!!"
Re:What's your battle cry, eh?
Posted: 23 Jul 2004, 22:32
by SemtexJack
A puff of pink smoke and Semtex Jack appears his back turned to his quarry!
"Hah, Jacks Back" Turns around to reveal a sharpened Gladioli....
"Well hello! Oh you don't seem that bad really! Here have some cake before I eviscerate you....what? It's what I get paid for!!"
Re:What's your battle cry, eh?
Posted: 24 Jul 2004, 16:39
by MagicMiranda
Who is that, sprinting amidst the wasteland! It is MM, hands clutching a sharpened screwdriver! She grunts vengefully:
"I'm going to smash you all the way to Wiener Neudorf, and throw you out the airplane door!!"
For my character on Surrounds.
Yea, verily: Who is that, prowling across the candy store! It is Midnight, hands clutching a reflective halberd! She grunts apocalyptically:
"By Odin's mighty spear, I sow darkness and discord like a four-year-old on a sugar rampage!!"
Re:What's your battle cry, eh?
Posted: 24 Jul 2004, 20:59
by Malefact
For the Festive season: "I'm gonna stuff coal so far up your stocking, you'll be coughing up diamonds!"
Re:What's your battle cry, eh?
Posted: 08 Mar 2005, 23:32
by simiano
Running on the desert, carrying a bladed baseball bat, cometh Simiano! And he gives a gutteral roar:
"In the name of malice, I will bend the enemy to my wicked will!!"
I knew i was always meant for evil
Re:What's your battle cry, eh?
Posted: 09 Mar 2005, 18:09
by dontyoulikemypie
Hark! Who is that, running amidst the cliffs! It is DYLMP, hands clutching a burning branch! And with a bloodthirsty howl, his voice cometh:
"I'm seriously going to bruise you all the way to Wackersdorf!!"
Re:What's your battle cry, eh?
Posted: 09 Mar 2005, 18:09
by dontyoulikemypie
Wasn't that the name of one of the villages in Series 8?
Re:What's your battle cry, eh?
Posted: 09 Mar 2005, 20:11
by HarveyTowers
Running on the mini-mall parking lot, brandishing a jeweled meat hammer, cometh Harvey Towers! And he gives a spectacular grunt:
"I'm seriously going to contort you until you spontaneously degenerate!!"
Re:What's your battle cry, eh?
Posted: 11 Mar 2005, 23:22
by Phoenix
Hahahaha!!!
I can't quite believe how fitting mine is...
Sprinting out of the cliffs, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using two hardened pitas, cometh Phoenix! And she gives a mighty grunt:
"I'm going to contort you into the stuff of nightmares!"
Re:What's your battle cry, eh?
Posted: 14 Mar 2005, 13:57
by darkDescender
I gave it another try, but mine just aren't all that good...
Who is that, skulking along the fields! It is Marc, hands clutching a meaty axe! And with a low howl, his voice cometh:
"In the name of Thor the Mighty, I look forward to hearing the lamentations of thy women!!"
see?
Re:What's your battle cry, eh?
Posted: 14 Mar 2005, 14:03
by Billy
Yea, verily: Who is that, striding along the mini-mall parking lot! It is Billy, hands clutching gilded boxing gloves! He cries apocalyptically:
"I'm going to punch you like a wrecking ball, and trade you for a candy bar!"
Superb!