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Real Names

Posted: Fri Oct 17, 2003 10:43 am
by Fidjit
I know this sounds stupid. But what are you're real names...  :)

Mine sounds quite cheesy in a way...  :D

It's Glenn Toogood  ;D

I was given the nick name Motley by my friends because I told so many jokes... My other was COCONUTS...  :D

Re: Real Names

Posted: Fri Oct 17, 2003 6:29 pm
by Malefact
My real name is Andrew. That's all your getting, too, because I don't like the rest that much.

Re: Real Names

Posted: Fri Oct 17, 2003 7:29 pm
by Brangwen
My real names Melissa (or Mel for short) my second name sounds rather wierd though.

Re: Real Names

Posted: Fri Oct 17, 2003 8:29 pm
by Trial_by_Spikes
Mine's very similar to the name of one of the Pylon Poets. I'll let you guess which one.

Re: Real Names

Posted: Fri Oct 17, 2003 9:10 pm
by Malefact
Never heard of them! :D

Re: Real Names

Posted: Fri Oct 17, 2003 9:41 pm
by GrimaldineGrimwold
Fact #1: My real name is Grimaldine.
Fact #2: I am a liar.

That is all.

Re: Real Names

Posted: Fri Oct 17, 2003 10:15 pm
by Malefact
Come on! Tell us! :)

(I bet it's P.ussywillow, or something like that ;))

[edited to sneak past the paranoid censor!]

Re: Real Names

Posted: Fri Oct 17, 2003 10:51 pm
by GrimaldineGrimwold
(I bet it's P.ussywillow, or something like that ;))

[edited to sneak past the paranoid censor!]
How did you know?

And what does the censor do with "pussy"?

Oh, I see.

Re: Real Names

Posted: Fri Oct 17, 2003 10:54 pm
by Malefact
The censor has such a filthy mind! :)

Re: Real Names

Posted: Sat Oct 18, 2003 4:49 pm
by KaM
Keith aM is me. Known as RedMage by some... and, erm.. King Tharadus if you're feeling very admirative (not recommended).

Witty alternatives are King .... (must pause, then sound exasperated) F**kit! It was an outtake for the RPG. Dear Farnham, (Matt or forum's 'Myatt', my good buddy and RPG henchman, could not remember my character name, and as I was behind the camera at the time, fully clothed in my Kingly robes (not dressing gown for this episode) - he slipped a bit of semi-personal slander at me... called me F**kit! I slapped him some abuse back, but had I given thought to it, would have danced round the camera and lanced at him a bit with my shortsword!

Use my initials as a signature, but don't mind if they become a nickname in their own right. Call me what you will, good friends o' mine. See you soon. :)   KaM

Re: Real Names

Posted: Sat Oct 18, 2003 9:31 pm
by Pooka
Benjamin Charles Maydon.

I'm fed up with it now, however, that's why I've been 'Pooka' for years.

Re: Real Names

Posted: Mon Oct 20, 2003 11:20 am
by Fidjit
It seems as though Grimaldine and Malefact do a lot of arguing from time to time...  ;D

It happened in the latest post...  ;D

Let's try and resolve it shall we?  ;D

Re: Real Names

Posted: Mon Oct 20, 2003 2:02 pm
by Malefact
It's nothing malicious - all in good humour. :)

Re: Real Names

Posted: Mon Oct 20, 2003 3:48 pm
by GrimaldineGrimwold
It seems as though Grimaldine and Malefact do a lot of arguing from time to time...  ;D

It happened in the latest post...  ;D

Let's try and resolve it shall we?  ;D
Heh. As Malefact says, our banter is all in good humour. If you care to read through some of the forum history, you'll find we agree on rather a lot, that we have a lot of respect for one another's ideas and points, and that-as a lot of good friends do- we rather enjoy a bit of silly banter at each other's expense now and again.

So, yep. It's a nice motive to try to play peacekeeper occasionally, but best to do so between people who are genuinely bickering. :D

Re: Real Names

Posted: Mon Oct 20, 2003 3:51 pm
by GrimaldineGrimwold
Addendum:

That does not change the fact, however, that Malefact is a slagrat.*

* Another insult courtesy of Elita Insults Inc. Elita is available for insults at weddings, christenings and children's parties. Her latest work, 1001 Insults For Any Occasion is available at all good bookshops for around £12.99