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I know this sounds stupid. But what are you're real names...  :)

Mine sounds quite cheesy in a way...  :D

It's Glenn Toogood  ;D

I was given the nick name Motley by my friends because I told so many jokes... My other was COCONUTS...  :D

My real name is Andrew. That's all your getting, too, because I don't like the rest that much.

My real names Melissa (or Mel for short) my second name sounds rather wierd though.

Mine's very similar to the name of one of the Pylon Poets. I'll let you guess which one.

Never heard of them!

Fact #1: My real name is Grimaldine.
Fact #2: I am a liar.

That is all.

Come on! Tell us!

(I bet it's P.ussywillow, or something like that )

[edited to sneak past the paranoid censor!]

(I bet it's P.ussywillow, or something like that )

[edited to sneak past the paranoid censor!]

How did you know?

And what does the censor do with "pussy"?

Oh, I see.

The censor has such a filthy mind!

Keith aM is me. Known as RedMage by some... and, erm.. King Tharadus if you're feeling very admirative (not recommended).

Witty alternatives are King .... (must pause, then sound exasperated) F**kit! It was an outtake for the RPG. Dear Farnham, (Matt or forum's 'Myatt', my good buddy and RPG henchman, could not remember my character name, and as I was behind the camera at the time, fully clothed in my Kingly robes (not dressing gown for this episode) - he slipped a bit of semi-personal slander at me... called me F**kit! I slapped him some abuse back, but had I given thought to it, would have danced round the camera and lanced at him a bit with my shortsword!

Use my initials as a signature, but don't mind if they become a nickname in their own right. Call me what you will, good friends o' mine. See you soon.   KaM

Benjamin Charles Maydon.

I'm fed up with it now, however, that's why I've been 'Pooka' for years.

It seems as though Grimaldine and Malefact do a lot of arguing from time to time...  ;D

It happened in the latest post...  ;D

Let's try and resolve it shall we?  ;D

It's nothing malicious - all in good humour.

It seems as though Grimaldine and Malefact do a lot of arguing from time to time...  ;D

It happened in the latest post...  ;D

Let's try and resolve it shall we?  ;D

Heh. As Malefact says, our banter is all in good humour. If you care to read through some of the forum history, you'll find we agree on rather a lot, that we have a lot of respect for one another's ideas and points, and that-as a lot of good friends do- we rather enjoy a bit of silly banter at each other's expense now and again.

So, yep. It's a nice motive to try to play peacekeeper occasionally, but best to do so between people who are genuinely bickering.

Addendum:

That does not change the fact, however, that Malefact is a slagrat.*

* Another insult courtesy of Elita Insults Inc. Elita is available for insults at weddings, christenings and children's parties. Her latest work, 1001 Insults For Any Occasion is available at all good bookshops for around £12.99