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Re: Real Names

Post by Malefact » Mon Oct 20, 2003 5:21 pm

Nor, indeed, does it change the fact that GG is a pus-dripping sack of double-smoked rectum jerky. ;)
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Re: Real Names

Post by GrimaldineGrimwold » Mon Oct 20, 2003 6:21 pm

Hey, that's not from Elita's books. We're supposed to be under contract to advertise them, so stick to her own brand insults!
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Re: Real Names

Post by Fidjit » Tue Oct 21, 2003 12:42 pm

This topic was a discgrace...  :D

I don't think I should have started it...  ;D

Malefact is about to hit 1000, congratulations Matey!  ;D
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Re: Real Names

Post by Malefact » Tue Oct 21, 2003 12:59 pm

Thanks very much! I don't feel a day over 200, either. :)

(I'm a bit chuffed that my 1000th post was giving my feedback on the first episode of series 5!)
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Re: Real Names

Post by Elita » Wed Oct 22, 2003 12:50 am

Hey, that's not from Elita's books. We're supposed to be under contract to advertise them, so stick to her own brand insults!

Well that one's going in the sequel, since I like it ya scumpot!

And back on topic, my name's Jen. I usually use the name Jen Kollic online due  to a grevious spelling error.
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Re: Real Names

Post by Dan » Wed Oct 22, 2003 6:34 pm

I'm not telling you my real name.  You'll just have to guess.

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Re: Real Names

Post by Emii » Wed Oct 22, 2003 6:44 pm

Montgomery Humperdink?
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Re: Real Names

Post by Emii » Wed Oct 22, 2003 6:46 pm

...and everyone knowsmy real name anyway - it's on the km site. I'm Emily Bradshaw.
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Re: Real Names

Post by Dan » Wed Oct 22, 2003 7:44 pm

Montgomery Humperdink?
...damn you!

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Re: Real Names

Post by Emii » Thu Oct 23, 2003 12:01 am

LOL  :D
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Re: Real Names

Post by Fidjit » Thu Oct 23, 2003 4:31 pm

Dan...?  ;D

Whoever finds the name gets a hundred points...  ;D
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Re: Real Names

Post by Kawaii_Catgirl » Thu Oct 23, 2003 7:59 pm

Hello, my name's Chris, nice to see you all again. For the record, I like pussycats.
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Re: Real Names

Post by JamesA » Thu Oct 23, 2003 9:46 pm

Hello!  :D

In the outside world, I am James Aukett, ex-Countdown and Brainteaser contestant.

In the Knightmare RPG, I am the "cheap sundial" mage Gabrielle, or agitated firefighter and big bad rude boy DJ on the side during my days off.

And here I am known as Zagor, overlord of Firetop Mountain who is a million times more powerful than Lord Fear and someone who likes to post on the odd occasion!
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Re: Real Names

Post by Lowebo » Fri Oct 24, 2003 1:17 pm

Richard "Will" Lowe - not interesting at all!! As for all the banter - it should be banned. Single comments are the way forward - who dares challenge??!



PS I lie. You are all incompetent buffoons!! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!

PPS - Just kidding. Sorry.
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Re: Real Names

Post by Drassil » Fri Oct 24, 2003 6:00 pm

My first name is a run-of-the-mill Biblical effort. I share my surname with an Eric Blair character.

Now, go forth, and find thyself a more exciting post than this one! Though there is a bit more...
In the outside world, I am James Aukett, ex-Countdown and Brainteaser contestant.
Being on Countdown is a nice achievement, Zagor. I gather you have a petition going about the time change. Back when Countdown was on at 4:30, and so clashed with Knightmare on a Friday, what did you do? Which one did you miss, or video?
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