Arrival at Castle Anthrax

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"Beggin yer pardon again yer Lordship But I thinks you has had enough."

"An Besides I need's to get goin if I'm to catch an Elf there ueseraly Docil...Doil...Do...ILL..Do...cod...err. Well Eaiser to catch because ther not full awake yet at this time of the morning."
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Very well Shkarkill. I shupposhe you're right.

Have you sheen The Misshtressh tonight? I'm ready for bed and she'sh nowhere to be seen. Stupid B**ch that'sh it, we're through.....I wantsh nothing more to do with her.....she's nothing but a......gorgeoush, pleashantly evil woman. I couldn't live without her.

Ah Shkarky. I wish she wash here now.

*Skarkill attempts to help Jack up*

No, No. I'll be fine.

*Jack stands and stumbles*

Ooooh. Maybe I wont.

*Jack looks blankly around the room and then focuses on Skarkill and looks stunned*

Oh, hello. Pleashed to meet you. Do you know the way to my bed?

(Right Skarkill, I'm off to have my second break of the night then I gotta go count some juice. Should take about an hour altogether if you're still on)
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"This way your Lordship. I think the Mistress is already asleep so don't wake er or were both for the High Jump."

*He helps Jck to his room and lies him on the bed befor reatreting to his room to contiue torturing the captured Dungeoneer.*
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*24 hrs later SJ finally emerges from his bed with a stinking hangover*

Uhhhhh. Skarkill? SKARKILL! Where are you? I need asprins.
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"EEER Yer needs what now yer Lordship?"

*Skarkill appers his hands socked in Blood.*
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*walks up to the castle*

...wait, what the hell am I doing here?

*sidesteps to his left for about a mile, putting a fair distance between him and the castle, then walks forward*
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*Leans out the window and see's Zzt.*

"Hey PUSH OFF."

"We don't want what ever it is your sellin."

"So go on hop it befor I sets Tiny on yer."
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*Lord Fear walks up to the door and knocks on it*

I must remind myslef to kill that crow that insulted me several times (See the Crow from Series 3)

*LF waits*
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*appears out of a portal at the gate again*

...Good lord! Not this castle again! *runs off*

*appears at the castle again* AGAIN! *runs off*

*appears again* AGAIN *runs off*

*and the cycle repeats a few times, until zzt is exhausted, upon which he sits down in front of the castle*

Can someone get me the hell outta here? I can't escape... all roads are leading to this castle...
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"Just knock youself out kid, Can't you see I'm waiting to enter this castle" said an annoyed Lord Fear
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*From inside.*

"Stupied Hobgoblin Open the door. OPEN IT."



"NO,NO PUT THAT DOWN PUT IT DOWN TINY. PUT IT....."

*CRASH*

"OWWWWWWWWWWWW"

"THAT WAS NOT LOVELY."

*The door crecks open.*

"Yes?"
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Hello! This has been bothering me, so I'm going to make a wally of myself now... :-[

Was Castle Anthrax in the show, or is it just a forum thing?
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((Castle Anthrax is from Monty Python and the Holy Grail))

"Open up, I don't have all day and night you know" said a rather annoyed Lord Fear.
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"Yes?"

"OH, It;s yer Fearship........errr I mean Yer Lordship."
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*decides to stay pressed to a wall, well out of the range of anyone's sight*

*thinks to himself* {Gah... I think I'm gonna be stuck in this place awhile... I don't think asking these folks for help will get me anywhere, but I can't ask anyone else...}
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