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Well, well, well, look what Lissard's dragged in this time.

Maybe it's because I'm a superior being and all but it seems to me as though all this talk of hero worship and S and M is kinda unnecessary, so I'm gonna end the debate now.

All people on this board are free to worship me in whatever way they wish (shrine building, human sacrifice etc.), as long as they come nowhere near me in person.

And to the mortal who commented on my ego: As far as I'm concerned, it's only ego if you can't back up what you are saying, and believe me, I can.

Fear

Well here is the potential start of a shrine to his Lordship:

I am all for creating a shrine to his Lordship, but must we use that picture? He looks like a right scary mutha hubbard in that!! I am aware that is the point, but still...
*Shivers in fear!*

It's definitely one of the better ones here anyhow  ;)

I like the picture, and I like the fact that you are dedicated enough to build me a shrine.

I just hope for your sake that there is no ulterior motive for doing this, because if there is, you will suffer.

Fear

{coughs sulkily}

Is that his SKULL helmet?

No, Series 8 was his skull helmet  ;)

Here's his Lordship for you all!

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"hahaha you are all pathetic mortals blah blah blah cower under my wrath etc etc etc I am better than you..."

And os on and so forth.

I like the picture, and I like the fact that you are dedicated enough to build me a shrine.
I just hope for your sake that there is no ulterior motive for doing this, because if there is, you will suffer.

Well after the Lord Fear cuddly toy and knitting needle trick failed, I think the shrine is the next best thing.  

Or maybe you could make a shrine out of cuddly little Lord Fear toys AND knitting needles *grins sadistically* would that do, your Lordship?

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:o :o :o :o :o :o

CRIKEY!!!! That is quite actually rather good!  ;D

Come on your Lordship - we need more input!  ;)

It's been a long time since I last graced you stupid Mortals with my presence (and speaking of presents, what did you all get me for Xmas?) but I have returned from my Winter break to insult and belittle you all.

I must say I am impressed by the construction of a shrine in my honour (though I must say it smells ever so slightly of sucking up to me). I must thank Mr. Aukett for keeping everything alive in my absence, but as I have returned to save the board, it will no longer be necessary.

Anyway, in parting, I wish each and every one of you pathetic specimens an absolutely miserable New Year (but one filled to the brim with Knightmare repeats), during which I will make it my mission to insult each person on this board individually.

Fear

PS: I was only kidding just there, I hope you all had a great Xmas and have a fantastic New Year)

HOORAY  :D

LOL! Thanks for the compliment, Aukie...I rather enjoyed making a lil LF doll. Where did we put those knitting needles?

Oh yeah - Crappy New Year to you too, your Lordship.