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Re:Funny/memorable Lines?

Post by Wolfshead » Thu May 20, 2004 2:40 pm

Pixel the Pixie: "my needle's been in a Goblin's bum."

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Re:Funny/memorable Lines?

Post by simiano » Sun May 23, 2004 6:46 pm

i liked during dickons quest wen motley goes "oh my gawd its an ogre did you bring him with you"

im also suprised noone has shouted SHUT UP FESTUS yet!
why do we let these kids mess up our clean and tidy dungeon

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Re:Funny/memorable Lines?

Post by knightmaredave » Mon May 24, 2004 10:36 am

Well i like Guard Fatila,
Hold up hold up, who goes there? It's onbe of them horny dunger thingies whit a mnoo cow helmet.
And
"I'm gonna blip you and then blop you"
LOL!!!
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Re:Funny/memorable Lines?

Post by Gaminguy » Tue May 25, 2004 2:33 pm

A funny moment was when Majida said: He's a smart bottom.

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Re:Funny/memorable Lines?

Post by Brendy » Tue May 25, 2004 3:48 pm

How bout these

Lord Fear - Ahh its silvester Hands, or has someone just smudged a great bit of dirt on my screen.

Mogdred - Team 5 - Ahh youve stepped into one of of my little play pens. Play a while STAY FOREVER

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Re:Funny/memorable Lines?

Post by HStorm » Tue May 25, 2004 3:50 pm

It actually goes, "Welcome to one of Mogdred's little playpens, Dungeoneer. Play a while... PLAY FOREVER!!! Mwu ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!"
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Re:Funny/memorable Lines?

Post by Brendy » Tue May 25, 2004 4:14 pm

Close enough, liked the extra bit of boomig laughter though :)

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Re:Funny/memorable Lines?

Post by angelordevil4585 » Wed May 26, 2004 5:11 pm

Tom41 wrote: I liked in today's episode, when they were spying and Lord Fear imitated the Brollachan "Tell me where I come from" in a 'dumb' voice. That's always been memorable for me ;)


Oh, yes, loved that, had me in fits of giggles!!
"Simon, sidestep to your left".


What's the story behind this??

I think one of my favourite lines was from last nights (S8 Team 2)

LF: I like it when you talk dirty to me.

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Re:Funny/memorable Lines?

Post by TheBrollachan » Wed May 26, 2004 5:15 pm

Erm I think this was in the fireball room where fireballs destroy parts of the floor. If I remember the instruction 'side step to your left' resulting in the dungeoneer stepping on a floor tile that had already been destroyed, and the dungeoneer being killed.
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Re:Funny/memorable Lines?

Post by HStorm » Wed May 26, 2004 5:18 pm

No, it was an eerily similar incident in season 4 when a team were in the Block and Tackle and the entire floor on the left half of the room had fallen away. For some reason one of the advisors instructed Simon to step left. BONG!
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KM quotes

Post by Wolfshead » Thu Jan 20, 2005 6:37 pm

What are people's favourite KM quotes?

Tregyard: "Ooh nasty"
Boaatman: "Deep is the Dunswater and cold, the fare for crossing is silver or gold"

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Re:KM quotes

Post by Fidjit » Fri Jan 21, 2005 10:11 am

Motley: 'Allo helmet head
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Re:KM quotes

Post by Wolfshead » Sat Jan 22, 2005 2:51 pm

"Morghana: Its time you became wise to the ways of real magic, the kind that is born on the DARK side."

"Enough of follishness and enough of fools, you thwarte me so I stoop to extinguish your flame."

Mogdred: "If you send your charges this far you cannot expect my mercy."

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Re:KM quotes

Post by Thanatos » Sun Jan 23, 2005 1:10 am

"Come on, give me the book, it's no use you and you probably can't read anyway." - Brother Mace

"I sit here in my lonely cell and I contemplate the follies of the wide world. And I also drink a lot of ale." - ditto

"You don't drink? Ah, you have taken a vow. My vow is precisely the opposite." - ditto


From a scene with Barry, Hands and Romahna (pilloried):

Barry: "If you were strong, you'd be able to capture us both. This is a strength potion."

Hands: "Is it beer?"

"Well, more or less. Tastes like beer, anyway."

"Oh no, I can't, I promised 'is lordship."

"No, there's no alcohol in it, so he won't mind."

"Well, if it hasn't got any alcohol I'm not interested."
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Re:KM quotes

Post by Wolfshead » Sun Jan 23, 2005 1:58 pm

Skarkill: "Magic horn oh no its not, I'm gunna clap my irons on you."

Team: "The goblins are surrounding you Julie, ask them if they'd like a present."

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