BBrooks(KM Forever) wrote:Paul,
This is one of the first one's I've finished, there's another sketch that I've nearly completed which I will post on here in a couple more days.
Please comment on what you think about it (this includes everybody else as well), so we can get a huge brainstorm going and get loads of ideas for this project.
The Dungeoneer walks into the Bomb Room.
Dungeoneer- Where am I?
Advisor 1- You're in a brightly coloured room, the exit door is opposite you on the other side.
Advisor 2- Yeah, there's also some colourful floor-tiles (pause), Here there nice they would look brilliant on my kitchen floor they would.
Advisor 1- What them?
Advisor 2- Yeah.
Advisor 1- (pauses thoughtfully) Mmmmm you're right they are good, I wouldn't have them in my kitchen though.
Advisor 2- No.
Advisor 1- No they would be a lot better in the Bathroom, they would be a perfect match for the wallpa.....
(The fuse on the Bomb ignites, and is starting to burn down)
Treguard- Warning Teams, a hastey exit is needed if you are to survive this room.
Dungeoneer- What the hells that hissing noise?
Advisor 3- Oh don't worry that's just the huge Blackcurrant in the corner.
Dungeoneer- What!
Advisor 3- The huge Blackcurrant.
Dungeoneer- Call me Mr.Non Believer but I don't think you'd find a huge Blackcurrant in a Dungeon.
Advisor 3- I'm telling you it's a huge Blackcurrant, with a giant stalk on it, that's just caught fire.
Dungeoneer- Tell me, does this stalk look like a fuse?
Advisor 3- Well it's on the Fusey side, Yeah.
Dungeoneer- And is the flame reaching closer and closer to the Blackcurrant?
Advisor 3- Well....Yeah.
Dungeoneer- And lastly, does it have the words "BOMB" written on it in huge white letters along the side of it.
Advisor 3- Er...Yeah...How do you know that?
Dungeoneer- (sighs) Do I need to explain.
(All the Advisor's think for a second)
All Advisors- Aaaaaaahhhhh!
Advisor 1- Fucking Hell, LEG IT!
(The Dungeoneer run's across the Bomb Room and through the exit door at the opposite end, just before the Bomb Explodes).
(Treguard meanwhile has had to shove a sock down his mouth, to stop himself from laughing a lot).