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by Drassil
Sat Jun 10, 2017 6:59 pm
Forum: Jester's Corner
Topic: Corbiss the Bemuser
Replies: 27
Views: 3147

Re: Corbiss the Bemuser

During a wander through Level 2, Corbiss the Bemuser finds a bowl of Uppers (as seen in Quest 6 of Series 4) near one of the exits. By blending them with his magic, he raises his support across Winteria and gains a new epithet. Encouraged by the exit bowl, Corbiss the Enthuser coaxes Queen Maesandre...
by Drassil
Sat Jun 03, 2017 6:01 pm
Forum: Jester's Corner
Topic: Corbiss the Bemuser
Replies: 27
Views: 3147

Re: Corbiss the Bemuser

The Dunwold Thump has moved into an opulent new abode: the Covfefe of Confusion. It is built on dudgeon and deceit, which he alone has mastered. Rumour has it that everything is gold, even the showers. Meanwhile, Corbiss the Bemuser decides to attend a public meeting of those who hope to lead Winter...
by Drassil
Sat May 20, 2017 1:37 pm
Forum: Jester's Corner
Topic: Corbiss the Bemuser
Replies: 27
Views: 3147

Re: Corbiss the Bemuser

Maesandre is also criticised for chanting "strong and stable" over and over. She claims that she saw a drunken vagabond nearby, repeatedly falling onto and cracking the wooden surface in front of him, so she called for a "strong Hands table". Despite our best efforts, truth is stranger than fiction...
by Drassil
Sat May 13, 2017 8:20 pm
Forum: Jester's Corner
Topic: Corbiss the Bemuser
Replies: 27
Views: 3147

Re: Corbiss the Bemuser

The Dunwold Thump has a dilemma. He has always been happy for dungeon folk to use spyglasses on him. After all, what is the point in an ogre smashing things up if there's nobody to see it? However, he's heard that spyglass sorcery may soon be combined with magic mirror alchemy to create advanced spy...
by Drassil
Sun May 07, 2017 11:05 am
Forum: Cast and Crew Questions
Topic: Re:Interview with Rob from season 4 team 8
Replies: 17
Views: 3435

Re: Interview with Series 4 Team 8: Brett

Thank you for taking the time to give your answers, Brett. To my knowledge, Darren has never shared Rob's answers with Knightmare.com. Maybe he decided we were the wrong people. I actually much preferred Series 4 - the forests, the inn with all those people in it, the boat across the lake. I've alwa...
by Drassil
Fri May 05, 2017 5:21 pm
Forum: Musical Parody
Topic: Parody of Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm by Crash Test Dummies
Replies: 0
Views: 145

Parody of Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm by Crash Test Dummies

Three dungeoneers from Series 2 - Tony, Karen and Jamie - and their experiences with one character. Based on Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm by Crash Test Dummies (1993). The music video is on their official YouTube channel but there's audio interference so I won't link to it; original lyrics here . Once there was ...
by Drassil
Thu May 04, 2017 4:05 pm
Forum: Jester's Corner
Topic: Corbiss the Bemuser
Replies: 27
Views: 3147

Re: Corbiss the Bemuser

There's an old comment that seems somehow relevant. http://knightmare.com/forum/46/4460#p12820: I can'ts keep up with all of this...  :( But it rolls relentlessly on. Queen Maesandre, eager to make plans for Winteria's impending isolation from the dungeons, requests a meeting with Treguard. He reall...
by Drassil
Wed May 03, 2017 11:44 am
Forum: Musical Parody
Topic: Parody of Kayleigh by Marillion
Replies: 1
Views: 107

Parody of Kayleigh by Marillion

It's just after the end of Series 6, when Red Death the dragon landed on Mount Fear. After a locally sourced meal, Lord Fear reflects on the time he spent with his dragon, which used to have a different name. Based on Kayleigh by Marillion (1985) - whose name, like much of Knightmare, was inspired b...
by Drassil
Tue May 02, 2017 6:29 pm
Forum: Musical Parody
Topic: Parody of Sacrifice by Elton John
Replies: 0
Views: 111

Parody of Sacrifice by Elton John

Another dungeoneer has ended up in the monster's stomach from Series 1-3. Luckily he has a way of escaping this irritable beast and he knows that his predecessors did too. Based on Sacrifice by Elton John (1989). Video , lyrics It's a human bind When things go south And you're sent into innards Thro...
by Drassil
Sat Apr 29, 2017 6:03 pm
Forum: Jester's Corner
Topic: Corbiss the Bemuser
Replies: 27
Views: 3147

Re: Corbiss the Bemuser

Once upon a time, there was a Norman eccentric named Beaujolais de Pfeffel - or Beaujeau for short. He joined the dungeon as a disciple of Lillith, inspired by her untamed hair in Series 1 Quest 2. Time passed and Beaujeau set his heart on a quest: seizing power in the Great Mire - which, as we know...
by Drassil
Sun Apr 23, 2017 3:32 pm
Forum: Reminds me of Knightmare
Topic: Timebusters
Replies: 26
Views: 5080

Re: Timebusters

A belated thank you for coming back and posting all the extra material, fivegoldstars. 'Unique insight' is a cliché but I think it applies here, so it's most welcome. Your shortlist letter is precisely 25 years old today. I'm ashamed to admit that although I knew Timebusters involved a bus, somehow ...
by Drassil
Sat Apr 22, 2017 4:53 pm
Forum: Jester's Corner
Topic: Corbiss the Bemuser
Replies: 27
Views: 3147

Re: Corbiss the Bemuser

The Dunwold Thump is concerned that the dwarves living in the Mines of Gorea might start launching stalagmites. Unable to visit the mines himself due to its lack of cakes and beaches, he asks Ah Wok to offend and provoke Gorea on his behalf. Meanwhile, Queen Maesandre has returned from a sidesteppin...
by Drassil
Sat Apr 15, 2017 8:53 pm
Forum: Jester's Corner
Topic: Corbiss the Bemuser
Replies: 27
Views: 3147

Re: Corbiss the Bemuser

[Thank you. Having an appreciative audience makes my quest to turn ire into satire all the more worthwhile.] The Dim Ferryman seems destined to struggle. He wants silver or gold but has to make do with bronze. His prospects of leading the dungeon are so remote that some people are calling him Timoth...
by Drassil
Sat Apr 15, 2017 8:24 pm
Forum: Jester's Corner
Topic: U kno sum1's been messing w. the dungeons when...
Replies: 316
Views: 47145

Re: U kno sum1's been messing w. the dungeons when...

Two dungeoneers try to ride on Smirkenorff at the same time. United airwans remove one of them by force, drawing blood. The incident becomes known as The Red Draggin' and The Haul of Folly.

Mellisandre creates realm peace by giving Fatilla a Pepsi.
by Drassil
Sat Apr 08, 2017 11:11 am
Forum: Jester's Corner
Topic: Corbiss the Bemuser
Replies: 27
Views: 3147

Re: Corbiss the Bemuser

Meanwhile in Winteria, Queen Maesandre has bowed to the will of her people, who no longer want to be part of a united dungeon. To protect Winteria from invaders, a new border control is established in the form of Trial by Spikes from Series 7. This version contains over 49 spikes of ice and the quee...