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by Drassil
Sun Mar 05, 2017 3:37 pm
Forum: Jester's Corner
Topic: Corbiss the Bemuser
Replies: 17
Views: 1739

Re: Corbiss the Bemuser

While Forage has his head buried in the Dunwold Thump's policies, Thump himself has launched into a tirade against Treguard, whom he claims has been listening to his spyglass and shellphone conversations. According to Thump, Treguard had been advised that he could form fresh alliances by doing so. A...
by Drassil
Sat Mar 04, 2017 3:52 pm
Forum: Jester's Corner
Topic: Corbiss the Bemuser
Replies: 17
Views: 1739

Re: Corbiss the Bemuser

In a distant corner of the Knightmare realm lies Coatland: the settlement that supplies overgarments to dungeoneers who visit Winteria. Many years ago, the Powers that Be claimed ownership of Coatland by placing an ornate chair there. For some time, this chair was looked after by James the Reeder, w...
by Drassil
Sat Feb 25, 2017 12:02 pm
Forum: Series 6
Topic: Series 6 Episode 13
Replies: 56
Views: 9754

Re: Series 6 Episode 13

If the number 1 piece of advice that any dungeoneer should be following is 'keep yourself alive', then this dungeoneer is certainly doing all right. ... This millennial post contains '39, no, sorry, 41 titles of songs by a popular band whose name has a connection to the team's quest object. Doing A...
by Drassil
Sun Feb 19, 2017 11:07 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: David Rowe's Art of Knightmare
Replies: 27
Views: 571

Re: David Rowe's Art of Knightmare

Also in series 1 and 2 there was a big food behind a row of doors which the team had to avoid, sometimes they just needed a key. So many Big Foot refers to that room? The moving foot appeared only in Series 3, in the second and fourth quests (Cliff and Leo). Even if it had been recorded for Series ...
by Drassil
Sat Feb 04, 2017 6:14 pm
Forum: Musical Parody
Topic: Parody of Automaton by Jamiroquai
Replies: 0
Views: 66

Parody of Automaton by Jamiroquai

Normally I let songs mature for a decade or three before rewriting them. But not this time. Here is a parody of Jamiroquai's week-old single Automaton. Video , lyrics Am I near? Every heart is stirring You're all fear Can't you hear me whirring? Take my hand Cold like Aesandre I'm an mindless man I'...
by Drassil
Sat Feb 04, 2017 3:24 pm
Forum: Jester's Corner
Topic: Corbiss the Bemuser
Replies: 17
Views: 1739

Re: Corbiss the Bemuser

"Are you not due a meeting with Maldame?" Or, as it's also spelt, Maldamay. Thump and Maldamay appear to have a favourable meeting, compared by Thump to the famous Mogdred/Lillith partnership of an earlier age. At one point, Thump and Maldamay hold hands, shortly before an outbreak of projectile vo...
by Drassil
Sun Jan 15, 2017 1:34 pm
Forum: Reminds me of Knightmare
Topic: Unintended Knightmare references in adverts
Replies: 14
Views: 1053

Re: Unintended Knightmare references in adverts

I wrote:Is that Series 4 Team 3 advisor Katharine Bennett-Fox in the latest Plenty advert?
It is. Her 2016 ads showreel confirms it.

I'm not certain enough to do an article for the website, but it looks like Katharine in the Domino's Winter Survival Deal advert too.
by Drassil
Sat Jan 14, 2017 6:17 pm
Forum: Musical Parody
Topic: Parody of Freedom by Wham!
Replies: 1
Views: 132

Parody of Freedom by Wham!

Twice in Knightmare, a catcombite was brought to a standstill with a FREEZER spell. It didn't happen a third time because the catacombite sung this song - to the tune of Freedom by Wham! - to explain that it's just hungry, that's all. Video , lyrics Think that meeting me will be your doom, right? Gi...
by Drassil
Sat Jan 14, 2017 3:41 pm
Forum: Reminds me of Knightmare
Topic: Music videos that remind me of Knightmare
Replies: 0
Views: 84

Music videos that remind me of Knightmare

Eurythmics - Here Comes The Rain Again The very start makes me think of Series 5 and Smirkenorff flights. Paul Simon - You Can Call Me Al Elf portal at the back (once the door's open). Phil Collins - In The Air Tonight The corridor at 2:41 reminds me of the Series 3 dwarf tunnels. (Also, as a refer...
by Drassil
Sat Jan 14, 2017 12:07 pm
Forum: Jester's Corner
Topic: Corbiss the Bemuser
Replies: 17
Views: 1739

Re: Corbiss the Bemuser

Corbiss the Bemuser proclaims that knapsacks should have a maximum weight. Then he seems to backtrack. The main event in the Dungeons, though, is a visit by the Dunwold Thump. Passing time until his inogreation, he has embarked on a thank-me tour. Among those he meets is the troll from Series 2 who ...
by Drassil
Mon Jan 02, 2017 3:00 pm
Forum: News Discussion
Topic: Knightmare on Teletext - Recoveries!
Replies: 6
Views: 350

Re: Knightmare on Teletext - Recoveries!

Hi, Neil. I thought of you yesterday upon learning that Sir Patrick Stewart once appeared in a film called Joby. Thank you so much for letting us know about this. My first contact with Knightmare.com was an email exchange with Nic/Illusion about the Knightmare Teletext games. I knew there were skill...
by Drassil
Thu Dec 29, 2016 8:30 pm
Forum: Off-Topic
Topic: Carrie Fisher
Replies: 2
Views: 184

Re: Carrie Fisher

I remembered today that there is a picture of Carrie Fisher on Knightmare.com: number 31 in my series of Knightmare Catchphrase puzzles.
by Drassil
Tue Dec 27, 2016 12:36 pm
Forum: Musical Parody
Topic: Parody of Club Tropicana by Wham!
Replies: 0
Views: 93

Parody of Club Tropicana by Wham!

Based on Club Tropicana by Wham!. A tribute to George Michael. Video , Lyrics Let me take you to the place Where energy's a floating face No relaxation spas Where Treguard puts you in a helm And dragons fly across the realm In exchange for silver bars Club Knightmare Castle calls to thee It's a dung...
by Drassil
Sun Dec 25, 2016 2:18 pm
Forum: Musical Parody
Topic: Many Dismissed, Yet We Won (parody of Merry Christmas Everyone by Shakin' Stevens)
Replies: 0
Views: 86

Many Dismissed, Yet We Won (parody of Merry Christmas Everyone by Shakin' Stevens)

Winning teams comment on losing teams. A parody of Merry Christmas Everyone by Shakin' Stevens. Video , lyrics Simons falling All around us Treguard saying That's you done This is Knightmare There are few soft landings Many dismissed, yet we won Time up, Martins From detonations And Morghanna With h...
by Drassil
Tue Dec 20, 2016 9:11 pm
Forum: Series 3
Topic: Series 3 - Episode 7
Replies: 28
Views: 7186

Re: Series 3 - Episode 7

Tom41 wrote:Used the fishing rod to fish out a doorway in the pool room
Later the subject of aquatic film Finding Doory.