Parody of Rhinestone Cowboy by Glen Campbell

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Drassil
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Parody of Rhinestone Cowboy by Glen Campbell

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It's Series 7 and Smirkenorff has decided to get choosy about the fare. Lyrics, video

I've been flyin' these skies so long
Hearin' the same old bongs
I know every crag in these dirty great rocks of Bruin
To get you from here 'cross to there
I usually ask for a fare
Like some metal or mints
There's been a lot of compromisin'
But from now I am advisin'
That I'll only fly for a gem that's shinin' at me

Like a firestone now, boy
Red and bright in my saddle if you want to make me go
I'd like a firestone now, boy
Not more gold and silver from children I don't even know
No longer will I stoop - swoop - so low

Well, I really don't like Lord Fear
And I didn't speak for a year
If you don't mind my spine, dungeoneer, then I'll take you the wrong way
And one day I'll retire to a pit
With a sometime jester and a dungeoneer sharing their wit
With a subway token and a dollar tucked inside my shoe
It may not sound too enterprisin'
For my pension I'm advisin'
That I want a vault full of gems that shine up at me...
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