The thinnest books in the Dunshelm Library
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Yes, My Rope Really Is Magical by Sylvester Hands
Killing Goliath: My Heroic Exploits With My Catapault by Sylvester Hands
Killing Goliath: My Heroic Exploits With My Catapault by Sylvester Hands
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I don't get this joke.zzt wrote: "Things I Haven't Said In Quotes" by Skarkill
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Sorry, Skarkill... I would search for posts, and often times I'd see posts by you with everything being said in quotes. *shrug* Guess that one's not really true, then.
How to Cook Your Very Own Life Force Pie by Tim Child
Why I Surrendered After Season 8by Lord Fear
How to Cook Your Very Own Life Force Pie by Tim Child
Why I Surrendered After Season 8by Lord Fear
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Lord Fear didn't surrender, he's still at war with the Powers that Be in the Knightmare Roleplay Forum.
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Exactly why it's a thin book! :p
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*sighs* he still ain't gotit!Lord Fear wrote: Lord Fear didn't surrender, he's still at war with the Powers that Be in the Knightmare Roleplay Forum.
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Please LF, try and understand it! I don't want to keep explaining it to you, not after four months... pleeeeeeeeeeeaaasse!!
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A guide to frequent posting by me, sorry guys, have been reading them really
The Alexander technique: A guide to clear, calm self-expression and fully comprehensible projection by Heggaty and Ah Wok
Why I just love Lord Fear by Greystagg
Why we just love Lord-Fear by the Talkknightmare community (Purely here for the parallelism, not raking it up!)
A few based on 'Surrounds' characters:
Why I've never borrowed any phrases from a certain TV show by Tom Troughton
Why I've never borrowed any swordfighting sequences from a certain film trilogy by Lord Fear
The Pegathor Cookbook, ten easy recipes by Ursula
Five steps to a direct and concise writing style by Skiprazor (Don't get me wrong, I like it!)
Why ordinary, human characters are so much fun to play By me (Hordriss/Visage/Zeriphel)
Ridolpho: The worst character ever by Dimension Girl
And, just because the characters established here will be feeling left out....
Why surreal one-liners are just so passé by Semtex Jack
Child care for the concerned adult by Skarkill
Why we've never borrowed any castles from popular spoofs on Arthurian legend that in any case bear a disturbing resemblance to the rather more farcical scenes in our favourite show by Semtex Jack, Mellisandranoff and all of the revellers.
The Alexander technique: A guide to clear, calm self-expression and fully comprehensible projection by Heggaty and Ah Wok
Why I just love Lord Fear by Greystagg
Why we just love Lord-Fear by the Talkknightmare community (Purely here for the parallelism, not raking it up!)
A few based on 'Surrounds' characters:
Why I've never borrowed any phrases from a certain TV show by Tom Troughton
Why I've never borrowed any swordfighting sequences from a certain film trilogy by Lord Fear
The Pegathor Cookbook, ten easy recipes by Ursula
Five steps to a direct and concise writing style by Skiprazor (Don't get me wrong, I like it!)
Why ordinary, human characters are so much fun to play By me (Hordriss/Visage/Zeriphel)
Ridolpho: The worst character ever by Dimension Girl
And, just because the characters established here will be feeling left out....
Why surreal one-liners are just so passé by Semtex Jack
Child care for the concerned adult by Skarkill
Why we've never borrowed any castles from popular spoofs on Arthurian legend that in any case bear a disturbing resemblance to the rather more farcical scenes in our favourite show by Semtex Jack, Mellisandranoff and all of the revellers.
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I'm sure I have no Idear what you are talking about.Visage wrote:Why I've never borrowed any phrases from a certain TV show by Tom Troughton
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How To Disguise Yourself Successfully - Hordriss
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Call me Moley by Motley
Come to think of it, call me Fight Knright by FrightKnight
Come to think of it, call me Fight Knright by FrightKnight
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Oi. Damn cheek!Visage wrote:
Why surreal one-liners are just so passé by Semtex Jack
Why we've never borrowed any castles from popular spoofs on Arthurian legend that in any case bear a disturbing resemblance to the rather more farcical scenes in our favourite show by Semtex Jack, Mellisandranoff and all of the revellers.
Hmmmm. The Revellers, I quite like that.
Why using the word passe (I'm aware that I cannot be bothered with the acute accent on it) makes you sound like a Toff by Visage
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The Hordriss Guide To Taking A Joke.
The Motley Guide To Telling A Joke.
The Sylvester Hands Guide To Understanding A Joke.
The Mogdred Guide To Spotting A Joke When It Walks Up And Punches You In The Gob.
The Sidriss Guide To Not Being The Butt Of A Joke.
A Treatise On The Importance Of A Professional Developing His Own Material, by Motley.
A Guide To Spelling Fellow Posters' Names Correctly, by Snowwiewolf.
A Guide To Taking Stick As Well As You Dish It Out, by Elita.
Walking Tall, by Pixel.
The Motley Guide To Telling A Joke.
The Sylvester Hands Guide To Understanding A Joke.
The Mogdred Guide To Spotting A Joke When It Walks Up And Punches You In The Gob.
The Sidriss Guide To Not Being The Butt Of A Joke.
A Treatise On The Importance Of A Professional Developing His Own Material, by Motley.
A Guide To Spelling Fellow Posters' Names Correctly, by Snowwiewolf.
A Guide To Taking Stick As Well As You Dish It Out, by Elita.
Walking Tall, by Pixel.
Knightmare Audio Plays from The Dunshelm Players.
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Motley's guide to baking pies!
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Applogies if these books have already appeared, but here are some more:
Encyclopedia of Knowledge by the Brollachen
How to be modest by Hordriss
The Knightmare book of rules by Treguard (well lets face it Majida suggested in S7, E6 that he made them up)
Playing by the rules by Lord Fear
Magic for beginners by Sidriss
Encyclopedia of Knowledge by the Brollachen
How to be modest by Hordriss
The Knightmare book of rules by Treguard (well lets face it Majida suggested in S7, E6 that he made them up)
Playing by the rules by Lord Fear
Magic for beginners by Sidriss
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