The thinnest books in the Dunshelm Library

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Re:The thinnest books in the Dunshelm Library

Post by HStorm » Tue May 11, 2004 1:23 pm

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Re:The thinnest books in the Dunshelm Library

Post by FrightKnight » Tue May 11, 2004 6:47 pm

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Re:The thinnest books in the Dunshelm Library

Post by TheBrollachan » Wed May 12, 2004 7:33 am

Learn to count by Sylvester Hans (well it wouldn't get past 3 without some difficulty).

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Re:The thinnest books in the Dunshelm Library

Post by Wolfshead » Wed May 12, 2004 2:08 pm

How to live a happy life by the Gargoyle

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Re:The thinnest books in the Dunshelm Library

Post by HStorm » Wed May 12, 2004 2:16 pm

The Art Of Self-Consistent Script-Writing, by Tim Child.

Tips For Directing A Fan-Made Film Project Without Getting Impatient With Members Of The Cast, by Snowcat.

Tips For Directing A Fan-Made Film Project Without Resorting To Inappropriately Derivative Script-Writing, by Adam Battersby.

Remembering Faces, by Grimaldine.

Recognising The Right Time And Place For Gloating, by Lord Fear.
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Re:The thinnest books in the Dunshelm Library

Post by Snowcat » Wed May 12, 2004 2:52 pm

HStorm wrote:
Tips For Directing A Fan-Made Film Project Without Getting Impatient With Members Of The Cast, by Snowcat.
ah right! ah right! :-\

Sheesh, it was either that or we didn't finish... (Last shots filmed at 4ish AM on the LAST day we had the equipment and most had to return home.... Remember?!?)

I never asked to direct the thing anyway! It just kinda ........ happened... Presumably because no-one had the heart to tell me to sod-off or similar... ;)

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Re:The thinnest books in the Dunshelm Library

Post by HStorm » Wed May 12, 2004 2:56 pm

Tips For Taking A Joke Without Losing Your Temper, by Snowcat.
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Re:The thinnest books in the Dunshelm Library

Post by Snowcat » Wed May 12, 2004 3:00 pm

;) :)

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Re:The thinnest books in the Dunshelm Library

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Re:The thinnest books in the Dunshelm Library

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Re:The thinnest books in the Dunshelm Library

Post by Wolfshead » Fri May 21, 2004 12:20 am

Staying sober by Brother Mace
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Re:The thinnest books in the Dunshelm Library

Post by KFan » Fri May 21, 2004 5:51 pm

"How to remain calm during a quest - By Majida"
"How to make a bad TV show - By Tim Child"
"How to wear fashionable clothes - By Elita"
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Re:The thinnest books in the Dunshelm Library

Post by Billy » Fri May 21, 2004 6:13 pm

"How to correctly dispell SHROUD" by Series 2 Team 7's Mark.

Another book by the same author:

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Re:The thinnest books in the Dunshelm Library

Post by TheBrollachan » Fri May 21, 2004 7:23 pm

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Re:The thinnest books in the Dunshelm Library

Post by Wolfshead » Sat May 22, 2004 10:46 pm

Being polite to wizards by Gundrada.

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