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Re: Dodgy Warning signs!

Post by HStorm » Mon Feb 09, 2004 1:43 pm

"WARNING: SNAKE BITES MAY BE HAZARDOUS" on the wall of the Medusa's chamber.
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Re: Dodgy Warning signs!

Post by Drassil » Mon Feb 09, 2004 3:13 pm

"WARNING: SNAKE BITES MAY BE HAZARDOUS" on the wall of the Crazed Heifer!

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Next to Causeways:
'WARNING: Danger of falling masonry. Hard hat required at all times.'

In Series 3 corridors:
'WARNING: All footwear generates excessive clicking.'

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Next to the Series 3 mine cart:

'INSTRUCTIONS FOR EMBARKATION:

1. Stand up here, next to the cart
2. Get your leg over
3. Bosh! You're in.
4. Get ready for the ride of your life
5. Hang on tight!'

This particular sign would not be written by McGrew, as you've probably guessed. ;)
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Re: Dodgy Warning signs!

Post by Fidjit » Mon Feb 09, 2004 3:22 pm

Outside Knightmare Castle

"DO NOT DISTURB"
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Re: Dodgy Warning signs!

Post by Fidjit » Mon Feb 09, 2004 3:23 pm

Lord Fear's Door

"QUARANTINE!"
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Re: Dodgy Warning signs!

Post by Skarkill » Mon Feb 09, 2004 8:19 pm

Hanging above Stocks containing Motley.

"WARNNING: DO NOT OPEN, CONTENCE HAZZADOUS TO SANITY."

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Re: Dodgy Warning signs!

Post by MPK » Mon Feb 09, 2004 10:52 pm

:-* WARNING; DO NOT OPEN THIS BOTTLE EVER!!!  :-*

On a certain bottle containing foolish meddling women!
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Re: Dodgy Warning signs!

Post by Skarkill » Tue Feb 10, 2004 12:41 am

:-* WARNING; DO NOT OPEN THIS BOTTLE EVER!!!  :-*

On a certain bottle containing foolish meddling women!
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Re: Dodgy Warning signs!

Post by LordF » Tue Feb 10, 2004 1:06 pm

A note next to a Spy Glass that says:

" :'(DON'T LOOK INTO MORE THEN 2 MINUTES OR FACE THE CONSEQUENCES :'("

The Consequnces are Lord Fear's Eye bolts or his Fireballs.
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Re: Dodgy Warning signs!

Post by FrightKnight » Tue Feb 10, 2004 11:59 pm

Don't know if any of these are repeats...

CoB: "Step inside for the closest shave!"

Elsewhere: "Beware of Festus"

"Warning: Pickpockets about" in market trader's stall
"Beware of Dungeon-Master"
"Warning: Do not get eaten by blocker"
"Caution: Steps not real" in series 5 room...
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Re: Dodgy Warning signs!

Post by MPK » Wed Feb 11, 2004 10:05 pm

On S3 wellway;

"BEWARE OF THE DOG : - watch out for Festus as well!"
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Re: Dodgy Warning signs!

Post by MoanaLiza » Wed Feb 11, 2004 10:19 pm

On bottom of humbug jar "contains no humbugs"
On label on fruit "Suitable for vegetarians"
On certain part of B&T "If suicidal, sidestep left here"
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Re: Dodgy Warning signs!

Post by Skarkill » Wed Feb 11, 2004 10:46 pm

Aove the entrance of the room in which Dungeoneer Nicky died in S7.


"WARRNING: LIGHTS OUT."
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Re: Dodgy Warning signs!

Post by Lord_Bob » Thu Feb 12, 2004 9:54 pm

On helmet of justice
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Re: Dodgy Warning signs!

Post by MoanaLiza » Thu Feb 12, 2004 11:13 pm

Along the walls of the Sewers of Goth TOXIC - DO NOT DRINK
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Re: Dodgy Warning signs!

Post by HStorm » Thu Feb 12, 2004 11:25 pm

[Painted on the floor of the pool chamber from S3, and obscured by the water so people have to swim down to it to read it...]

"WARNING: DANGER OF SHARK ATTACKS. DO NOT ENTER THE WATER UNDER >>ANY<< CIRCUMSTANCES!!!!"
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