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Items left at the mine entrance are left at the owners own risk.

I think I'll take my old fridge in...  ;D

I can get rid of that... Leave it there...  :D

Level 2 attraction, the minecart to level 3

Please keep hands inside the gurard rails at all time.  Please do not ride if you are

1: Pregnent
2: Epileptic
3: Suffering from back or neck pain
4: Have a heart condition

5: Your energy levels are low.

Trial by Spikes:

Danger of death! Unless you want to be electrocuted you must follow these rules:

1. Step in correct proceedure
2. No wet fingers
3. Never trust anyone elses proceedure

As you enter the dungeon:
  PAY ATTENTION TO ALL CLUES AND TAKE OBJECTS ACCORDINGLY!

Corridor of Blades

Enter if you dare... Your head is in danger...

Knightmare Castle:
Look, just go away - unless your name is Julie or you want a crown you'll lose!

I just a topic a long time ago on Knightmare Warning signs which should placed, which was started by Motley, so I just thought I'd start another. This one instead is Knightmarish dodgy/stupid warning signs for exapmple:

Next to Ariadne's web "BEWARE OF DUNGEONEER EATING SPIDER".

That may not be the stupidest one but can you think of anymore as or even more stupid?

In the Block and Tackle:

"NO RIGHT TURN...


...I MEAN, NO LEFT TURN"

"WARNING: LOW CEILING" in the corridor of blades.

Here is the original topic, in case anyone is concerned about repetition or just curious:

http://www.talkknightmare.co.uk/forum/y ... 1065601845

In a certain Series 3 Level 2 corridor frequented by goblins:
'Please note: certain bribes not accepted.'

Next to Julius Scaramonger's stall:
'Under investigation by Watchdog.'

By the Dunswater:
'Please do not feed the ducks... to ogres.'

Er kind of revealing, but I coulnt think of anything else;

In the room of the wyrms:

Herpetologist meeting in progress, snake owners go trough the right door. Dungeneers and other dinners trough the left door

In the S8 Level 1 Trapdoor Room.


"DO NOT FEED THE RED DRAGON."

"A Warm Welcome To Winteria"

A Certain Elf should have  a sign round her neck saying.

"WARNNING: THIS IS NOT A CAVE ENTRANCE."


A Certain Dungeon Madien should have one that reads.


"DANGER HORRIBAL NOISE: EAR PLUGS REQUIERD."

A certain goblin master should have a sign round his neck that reads, "WARNING, BENEATH THE EYEPATCH, THIS MAN LOOKS EVEN MORE UGLY."