Warning signs!

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Re: Warning signs!

Post by Fidjit » Wed Oct 15, 2003 12:07 pm

Items left at the mine entrance are left at the owners own risk.


I think I'll take my old fridge in...  ;D

I can get rid of that... Leave it there...  :D
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Re: Warning signs!

Post by MoanaLiza » Thu Oct 16, 2003 10:21 pm

Level 2 attraction, the minecart to level 3

Please keep hands inside the gurard rails at all time.  Please do not ride if you are

1: Pregnent
2: Epileptic
3: Suffering from back or neck pain
4: Have a heart condition
5: Your energy levels are low.
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Re: Warning signs!

Post by Fidjit » Fri Oct 24, 2003 11:23 am

Trial by Spikes:

Danger of death! Unless you want to be electrocuted you must follow these rules:

1. Step in correct proceedure
2. No wet fingers
3. Never trust anyone elses proceedure
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Re: Warning signs!

Post by Lowebo » Fri Oct 24, 2003 12:05 pm

As you enter the dungeon:
  PAY ATTENTION TO ALL CLUES AND TAKE OBJECTS ACCORDINGLY!
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Re: Warning signs!

Post by Fidjit » Fri Oct 24, 2003 12:17 pm

Corridor of Blades

Enter if you dare... Your head is in danger...
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Re: Warning signs!

Post by Lowebo » Fri Oct 24, 2003 12:24 pm

Knightmare Castle:
Look, just go away - unless your name is Julie or you want a crown you'll lose!
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Dodgy Warning signs!

Post by MoanaLiza » Sun Feb 08, 2004 12:54 am

I just a topic a long time ago on Knightmare Warning signs which should placed, which was started by Motley, so I just thought I'd start another. This one instead is Knightmarish dodgy/stupid warning signs for exapmple:

Next to Ariadne's web "BEWARE OF DUNGEONEER EATING SPIDER".

That may not be the stupidest one but can you think of anymore as or even more stupid?
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Re: Dodgy Warning signs!

Post by Emii » Sun Feb 08, 2004 12:56 am

In the Block and Tackle:

"NO RIGHT TURN...


...I MEAN, NO LEFT TURN"
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Re: Dodgy Warning signs!

Post by HStorm » Sun Feb 08, 2004 2:23 am

"WARNING: LOW CEILING" in the corridor of blades.
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Re: Dodgy Warning signs!

Post by Drassil » Sun Feb 08, 2004 2:44 am

Here is the original topic, in case anyone is concerned about repetition or just curious:

http://www.talkknightmare.co.uk/forum/y ... 1065601845

In a certain Series 3 Level 2 corridor frequented by goblins:
'Please note: certain bribes not accepted.'

Next to Julius Scaramonger's stall:
'Under investigation by Watchdog.'

By the Dunswater:
'Please do not feed the ducks... to ogres.'
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Re: Dodgy Warning signs!

Post by Snowwiewolf » Sun Feb 08, 2004 12:05 pm

Er kind of revealing, but I coulnt think of anything else;

In the room of the wyrms:

Herpetologist meeting in progress, snake owners go trough the right door. Dungeneers and other dinners trough the left door
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Re: Dodgy Warning signs!

Post by Skarkill » Sun Feb 08, 2004 4:19 pm

In the S8 Level 1 Trapdoor Room.


"DO NOT FEED THE RED DRAGON."
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Re: Dodgy Warning signs!

Post by HStorm » Sun Feb 08, 2004 4:47 pm

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Re: Dodgy Warning signs!

Post by Skarkill » Sun Feb 08, 2004 4:57 pm

A Certain Elf should have  a sign round her neck saying.

"WARNNING: THIS IS NOT A CAVE ENTRANCE."


A Certain Dungeon Madien should have one that reads.


"DANGER HORRIBAL NOISE: EAR PLUGS REQUIERD."
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Re: Dodgy Warning signs!

Post by HStorm » Sun Feb 08, 2004 4:58 pm

A certain goblin master should have a sign round his neck that reads, "WARNING, BENEATH THE EYEPATCH, THIS MAN LOOKS EVEN MORE UGLY."
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