Warning signs!

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Warning signs!

Post by Fidjit » Wed Oct 08, 2003 11:30 am

Any ideas for warning signs, I have a few but here's my best:

"The Block and Tackle: Do not let any blocks obstruct any exits, as this tends to cause counfusion and panic!"

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If the only way is onward how would you get home for tea?? :-/

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Re: Warning signs!

Post by Malefact » Wed Oct 08, 2003 12:01 pm

Corridor Of Blades: "Being decapitated can seriously damage your health."
Subject to change.

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Re: Warning signs!

Post by Drassil » Wed Oct 08, 2003 3:06 pm

In a Series 3 corridor: 'Beware of the bats'!

By a wellway: 'Warning: does not contain water.'
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Re: Warning signs!

Post by 123Pooka » Wed Oct 08, 2003 5:02 pm

For the series 3 level one swamp that took team one by surprise there should be a sign saying: 'danger- soft ground'

For the series 4 'crazed hefer inn' there should be a:
Beware- drunken locals inside
The only way is onward, there is no turning back. Oooh nasty, didn't realise the road ended there!

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Re: Warning signs!

Post by GrimaldineGrimwold » Wed Oct 08, 2003 7:58 pm

I can think of one household that definitely needs a "BEWARE OF THE DOG" sign.
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Re: Warning signs!

Post by MPK » Wed Oct 08, 2003 10:20 pm

LEFT                                                        RIGHT
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Re: Warning signs!

Post by Lord_Bob » Wed Oct 08, 2003 11:27 pm

Anyone Walking into a pit WILL be prosecuted  :-/

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Re: Warning signs!

Post by MoanaLiza » Wed Oct 08, 2003 11:41 pm

On entrance to dungeon

ENTER AT OWN RISK, WE WILL NOT BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY UNFORTUNATE ACCIDENTS OR MISHAPS
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Re: Warning signs!

Post by Elita » Thu Oct 09, 2003 4:37 am

"WARNING! Prolonged exposure to the Medusa may cause itching, blurry vision, a weeping rash and/or complete calcification. Protective eyewear recommended."

In the fireball room: "Caution - Fire hazard!" Below that sign: "Smoke inhalation may be harmful to your health, but not as harmful as a fireball."
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Re: Warning signs!

Post by Fidjit » Thu Oct 09, 2003 4:00 pm

I can think of one household that definitely needs a "BEWARE OF THE DOG" sign.  
More to the point Grimaldine...

FORGET THE DOG, BEWARE OF THE OWNER!
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Re: Warning signs!

Post by Illusion » Sun Oct 12, 2003 4:22 pm

LEFT                                                        RIGHT
lol!
Simple and to the point indeed.  ;D
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Re: Warning signs!

Post by GrimaldineGrimwold » Sun Oct 12, 2003 4:29 pm

More to the point Grimaldine...

FORGET THE DOG, BEWARE OF THE OWNER!

Teehee. Yep. :D

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Re: Warning signs!

Post by MoanaLiza » Sun Oct 12, 2003 4:45 pm

Changing the subject slightly I'm sure i read somewhere that someone could see or just make out an exit sign in the moving corridore or corridore of blades!

Anyway back to the subject..
In Block and Tackle Beware of flying blocks
Yes I know it's not as good as the left and right, and beware of owner ones!
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Re: Warning signs!

Post by Fidjit » Tue Oct 14, 2003 11:32 am

Lair of the Catacombite:- "No dogs allowed - especially Festus..."
If the only way is onward how would you get home for tea?? :-/

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Re: Warning signs!

Post by Moocowthingy » Wed Oct 15, 2003 2:26 am

Levle 2 attraction, the minecart to level 3

Please keep hands inside the gurard rails at all time.  Please do not ride if you are

1: Pregnent
2: Epileptic
3: Suffering from back or neck pain
4: Have a heart condition

Items left at the mine entrance are left at the owners own risk.

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