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Knightmare adverts

Post by Moocowthingy » Mon Sep 15, 2003 2:25 am

Which Knightmare charecters do you think would be good at advertising certain products?.  I'll set the ball rolling.

Treguard advertising Bryl cream

Mildread demonstrating Stanah stairlifts to level 1

Hordriss for new Bella colour red streaking

The Boatman ......... Tunes

*Me thinks I needed to correct a mistake :) *
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Re: Knightmare adverts

Post by Snowwiewolf » Mon Sep 15, 2003 8:14 pm

Hmmm.... Festus advertising Pedigree dog food?
(sorry thats the only one I could think of....)
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Re: Knightmare adverts

Post by Thanatos » Tue Sep 16, 2003 12:36 am

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Re: Knightmare adverts

Post by Velda » Tue Sep 16, 2003 11:59 am

Sly Hands - Daz/Persil/Surf washing powder!  Well, he's in need of a wash, hehe!  And if he does this advert, his dirty old robes will be replaced with clean, fresh new ones!

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Re: Knightmare adverts

Post by MPK » Tue Sep 16, 2003 10:31 pm

For some reason, I just thought of Lord Fear doing a commercial for one of those Ab-belt type thingys!

"Im wearing one right now!" :o
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Re: Knightmare adverts

Post by Emii » Tue Sep 16, 2003 11:51 pm

*cracks up*

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Re: Knightmare adverts

Post by Snowwiewolf » Wed Sep 17, 2003 6:46 pm

The world needs more people like you!  ;D :D
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Re: Knightmare adverts

Post by Jebstar » Wed Sep 17, 2003 11:02 pm

I think treguard could sell eyeliner and fake tan, but I feel bad for saying that because I'm such a fan.  :'(
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Re: Knightmare adverts

Post by Moocowthingy » Thu Sep 18, 2003 3:12 am

Hmmm.... Festus advertising Pedigree dog food?
(sorry thats the only one I could think of....)
As we dont know what Festus looks like maybe Mrs G would be better in the advert.  I can just see the advert now with Mrs G shouting SHUT UP FESTUS all the way through it as she held up different flavoured tins.  The saying at the end could be, 8 out of 10 dirty old bit.ches said thier dog preffered it.

Im actualy finding it quite hard to think of more, maybe its more difficult than I thought.  ONly new one I got is Mellisandra for Persil ( Persil washes whiter ), but thats not even funny :( .

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Re: Knightmare adverts

Post by Fidjit » Tue Sep 23, 2003 3:39 pm

I like my whites white
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Re: Knightmare adverts

Post by GrimaldineGrimwold » Tue Sep 23, 2003 5:33 pm

As we dont know what Festus looks like maybe Mrs G would be better in the advert.
Ooh, that does sound nice, dearie. I've been looking for some new TV work since about 1989. Do tell me more.
I can just see the advert now with Mrs G shouting SHUT UP FESTUS all the way through it as she held up different flavoured tins.
Oooh, I think I could remember my lines without too much bother then, dearie.
The saying at the end could be, 8 out of 10 dirty old bit.ches said thier dog preffered it.
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Re: Knightmare adverts

Post by Malefact » Tue Sep 23, 2003 10:19 pm

Honesty Bartrum flogging mobile phones: "We'll find the right phones for you but don't tell your dad!" :)
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Re: Knightmare adverts

Post by Dublex » Wed Sep 24, 2003 1:42 am

How about:

Fightknights for an electric can opener device

Lilyth for hosting the new series of the weakest link:

"Ann Robinson you are the weakest link, nice of you to drop by" *podium crumbles into a hole*

Morgdred for wizardly evil Keep fit instruction "Welcome to Morgdreds keep fit play pens.. play forever..."

Last but not least, the Dragon for BA adverts :D
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Re: Knightmare adverts

Post by Fidjit » Tue Sep 30, 2003 5:16 pm

Treguard's Contact Lenses:

"Guarantees you stare capabilities and pallet complexion"
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Post by 123Pooka » Wed Mar 30, 2005 10:04 pm

There's a chance this kind of topic might have already been done but I couldn't remember:

So who would be good at advertising what?

I'll try and start off on something-

- Lord Fear and eyeshadow. Possible slogan: "I'm gonna MAKE you buy this if its THE LAST THING I DO!"
- Motley: car insurance
- Greystagg: Herbal essence?
- Pickle: strictly come dancing

There must be plenty of others
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