A great Knightmare joke...

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Re: A great Knightmare joke...

Post by HStorm » Mon Aug 19, 2013 5:19 pm

How many Knightmare fans does it take to change a lightbulb?
Only one. Faaaaaaaaaaaar too much intelligence and good taste to require more.

No, it's not funny, but I still think most people on the forum will like it anyway. ;)
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Re: A great Knightmare joke...

Post by fluttermoth » Mon Aug 19, 2013 6:00 pm

;D
Love it!

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Re: A Knightmare joke...

Post by Drassil » Tue Nov 19, 2013 7:00 pm

Where did the hun drop his biscuit when he was told that he couldn't have children?

In Fatilla tea.

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Re: A great Knightmare joke...

Post by TimeMaster » Wed Nov 20, 2013 4:57 pm

;D Liking it!
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Re: A great Knightmare joke...

Post by GrandDizzy » Wed Nov 27, 2013 4:45 pm

Wow, 11 years since I first made this thread! That was nearer to the show's run than to the present day.

Let me see if I can think of a new Knightmare joke…

Man goes to the doctor: "Doctor, doctor! There's something seriously wrong with me. First, all my hair fell out, then I started losing my skin, and now even my bones are crumbling away!"

"Don't worry," says the Doctor, "I've seen this on Knightmare. As long as you have one eyeball left, you'll be fine. Here, have a banana."

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Re: A great Knightmare joke...

Post by GrandDizzy » Wed Nov 27, 2013 4:52 pm

Or how about…

Eddie Van Halen recently released a pop album, but fans hated it, forcing him to return to his musical roots. Eddie was quoted as saying: "Rock I was, rock I now become."

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Re: A great Knightmare joke...

Post by Canadanne » Wed Nov 27, 2013 6:59 pm

GrandDizzy wrote:Man goes to the doctor: "Doctor, doctor! There's something seriously wrong with me. First, all my hair fell out, then I started losing my skin, and now even my bones are crumbling away!"

"Don't worry," says the Doctor, "I've seen this on Knightmare. As long as you have one eyeball left, you'll be fine. Here, have a banana."
GrandDizzy wrote:Eddie Van Halen recently released a pop album, but fans hated it, forcing him to return to his musical roots. Eddie was quoted as saying: "Rock I was, rock I now become."
;D

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Re: A great Knightmare joke...

Post by HStorm » Sun Dec 21, 2014 2:08 am

Which music album is Pickle getting for Christmas?

Elvish Presley's Greatest Hits.
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Re: A great Knightmare joke...

Post by Drassil » Sat Apr 18, 2015 12:40 pm

What time does Hordriss touch himself?
When the big hand's on one.

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Re: A great Knightmare joke...

Post by Drassil » Sat Oct 08, 2016 9:22 am

What did Treguard say to the polygamist?
"This is no game of numerous wives."

What do you get if you cross Elita with Skarkill?
A gob hobblin'.

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